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Reply #30 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:04am
 
John Smith wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 8:59am:
Marla wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 8:55am:
Root? That sounds so...so wrong.


then you're probably not doing it right
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Listen to John, Marge, he's a kangarooter from way back...
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Reply #31 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:04am
 
Not many kangaroos around here. Except for maybe the ones in the courts.

Okay, that was lame.
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Reply #32 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:06am
 
Marla wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:04am:
Not many kangaroos around here. Except for maybe the ones in the courts.

Okay, that was lame.


Pennies in the Poor Box at church this Sunday, Please, Mala.
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Re: How old is your TV set?
Reply #33 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:06am
 
The Heartless Felon wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:04am:
John Smith wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 8:59am:
Marla wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 8:55am:
Root? That sounds so...so wrong.


then you're probably not doing it right
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Listen to John, Marge, he's a kangarooter from way back...


my ex girlfriend was an aussie, I guess you could call her a kangaroot Cheesy Cheesy
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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #34 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:08am
 
I don't know how big or old ours are. A few years, I guess. The one in our room has a built in DVD player which got some use, but it will probably become redundant now. We signed up for Netflix last night and we launched straight into season one of the IT Crowd connected between laptop and TV via HDMI.


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Reply #35 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:11am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:06am:
Pennies in the Poor Box at church this Sunday, Please, Mala.



You talk in strange, ancient hipster speak at times.
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Reply #36 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:11am
 
Annie Anthrax wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:08am:
I don't know how big or old ours are. A few years, I guess. The one in our room has a built in DVD player which got some use, but it will probably become redundant now. We signed up for Netflix last night and we launched straight into season one of the IT Crowd connected between laptop and TV via HDMI.


Don't even try to explain the intricacies of this technical rats' nest, Annie.
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Reply #37 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:15am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:04am:
It's actually spelt (Amer. spelled) 'Mala', but let's not quibble. My grandmother was called 'Mala'.




My mom thought Marla would be a good Catholic name for a girl. Little did she know.
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Reply #38 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:19am
 
Marla wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:11am:
You talk in strange, ancient hipster speak at times.


An aging refugee from Haight-Ashbury I ain't. I can't even play the guitar, and worse still I've never smoked dope.
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Reply #39 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:22am
 
Marla wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:15am:
Lord Herbert wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:04am:
It's actually spelt (Amer. spelled) 'Mala', but let's not quibble. My grandmother was called 'Mala'.




My mom thought Marla would be a good Catholic name for a girl. Little did she know. 


That was naughty of her to try to brand you as belonging to a particular group in society that is non-inclusive of others.
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Reply #40 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:24am
 
A 2 year wait AND $6000 cost for cataract surgery Herb???????

(Respect if you don't wish to clarify)
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Reply #41 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:27am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:22am:
That was naughty of her to try to brand you as belonging to a particular group in society that is non-inclusive of others.


The Church seems to be fond of little boys.
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Reply #42 - May 19th, 2015 at 9:49am
 
Alinta wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:24am:
A 2 year wait AND $6000 cost for cataract surgery Herb???????

(Respect if you don't wish to clarify)


Don't get me started

I've been stewing over this ever since this Chinese medico dropped this bomb-shell on me. It's the second Chinese Specialist doctor who has tried to rape me financially over the past few years.

Wanted to turn me into a pillow-biter, financially, of course.

The other doctor tried to channel me into his private money-making clinic to pay him $5000 for two kidney stones to be removed. After a heated argument he finally consented to sign a Letter of Referral to a public teaching hospital.

6 weeks later the stones were removed at no cost to me whatsoever. In fact they even gave me sandwiches and cups of tea at no cost to me whatsoever.

But WAIT - there's MORE: Within the next three years I needed more stones removed .... This Chinese conman could have milked me for a motsa, all told.

And
now
I have another oriental medico planning to squeeze me for $6000 at her private clinic.

Being the ultimate capitalists, the Chinese regard money as being essential to social prestige, aggrandizement, status in the community, 'face', self-worth, etc etc WAY beyond the values given to wealth that Western culture endows it with.

And sooo ... She's set me up to be another lamb for the slaughter.

She's got a disappointment coming to her. She said I'll need the cataracts removed in around 4 years from now.

And sooo ... as there's a 2 year waiting list for cataract removal in public hospitals, I'll be registering with a hospital in two years time.

I can't wait to see her face when she finds out ...

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Re: How old is your TV set?
Reply #43 - May 19th, 2015 at 10:09am
 
You do realise that you can take advantage of the capitalist system and see another bloody doctor right?


buggeren hell, so much whining.
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Reply #44 - May 19th, 2015 at 10:09am
 
Marla wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:27am:
Lord Herbert wrote on May 19th, 2015 at 9:22am:
That was naughty of her to try to brand you as belonging to a particular group in society that is non-inclusive of others.


The Church seems to be fond of little boys.


Their discrimination against little girls has been appalling.

It has always been a Recruitment Centre for career-paedophiles, pillow-biters and bull-queers, homosexual sadomasochists, and self-flagellation neurotics.





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