aquascoot wrote on Jul 13
th, 2021 at 4:48pm:
not so
aqua is here to educate and inspire
We were all inspired by your own vaccination, dear. Still, it took some convincing. There you were at your Gold Coast medical centre, trying to convince the nurse to post your dose off to the "noble Gurkhas", remember?
Why? She said.
To help them feed their children, you said.
This is a vaccine, she said. I've already put it in the syringe.
Send it off, you said. They need it more than me.
But the doctor only prescribed it for you.
Doesn't matter. I'm sacrificing myself. Look, this is my best chance of catching covid and having a hurdle to overcome. One needs a plan to bounce out of bed each day, you see. Besides, I could use the rest. I shall use the downtime to learn a new language. Or I might go to the gym.
They're closed.
You see? Look at what they've done to our once proud country.
Look, I've got other patients...
Exactly. All lining up to take their vaccines like chodes. What happened to herd mentality? Have you heard of racehorse theory?
Sorry, I...
It's when great men, those on the "narrow path to success" breed their fillies. They produce offspring far superior to the chodes, who basically live lives of pure garbage. Have you heard of the big fella?
No. Look...
You need to study him - 5 years is the minimum. A true Alpha, a great.
Excuse me, I'll need to...
No, you go ahead. Put the cap on it, dear, we'll send it to Nepal.
How?
In the mail. Here, I'll address the envelope. Now...
This needs to be dispensed. I've opened the vial. I'm not even supposed to recap the needle, it's an injury risk.
Everything's a risk these days, isn't it? Look, put it back in the fridge.
I can't.
We'll send it registered post.
It's a liquid, it's banned. You can't send vaccines either. I can't send an uncapped syringe.
I'll do it.
You can't do it either.
It's mine.
It's the doctor's.
That's ridiculous. I've worked hard all my life.
So what are you going to do with it?
I'll take it to Pakistan and drop it...
You can't go to Pakistan.
Where there's a will there's a way, dear.
There's no way. These are strictly monitored vaccines, to be used as prescribed.
That's ridiculous.
It's the law.
Where would we be if Julius Caesar... Change that, where would we be if the Big Fella...
You need to get your injection or leave.
But the "noble Gurkhas"...
They can get their own vaccines.
Typical leftard response. A bowl of dirt a day, can you believe it?
This is a medical practice.
The leftards don't care. I tried, I suppose...
So do you want your vaccine now?
Yes. But I want it on the record that I tried.
I'll write it down.
Good. I never wanted this, you understand.
I'll write that down too.
I wanted to catch the virus and send my vaccine to the Gurkhas.
Good.
The leftards are such selfish virtue signallers...
There. All done now.
Oh? That was easy.
You're very brave.
Yes, I suppose I am. You could say I performed a civic duty.
Exactly.
The leftards aren't doing that, now are they?
No.
They're staying at home watching Netflix while the truly virtuous are out getting their shots.
Oh, I know.