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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #30 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:10pm

Yadda wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:55pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:45pm:

rhino wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:35pm:

I'd be OK - I'm a black belt in Judo.

Lets hope they arent boxers then.

Don't underestimate Judo -

President Putin has a black belt in Judo.

.......and probably a personal MP-443 Grach Semi-automatic pistol in his bedroom.

But punks have rights:

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #31 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:19pm

BigOl64 wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Yadda wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:38pm:

BigOl64 wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 8:07pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

It'ld be very fast and scary.

I have a baseball bat in the bedroom, that might buy us time till the cops come.

We both have mobiles in the bedroom too and a landline.

SO,my line of defense is
1/ call the cops.

2/ call the cops.

3/ try to delay them from getting close

Should only take 10 or 20 minutes before they find your bodies.

Circa 2017, governments in every Western 'democracy' have made the protection of the [functioning of the] political 'state' the priority for 'the police service'. .....this is the case in Australia too.

Circa 2017, the protection of the common citizen, is a secondary concern.

The motto of most police forces is "To Protect and Serve", they just don't who or what they are protecting or serving.

"they just don't who or what" ???

What word did you leave out ? Wink

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #32 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:28pm

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:37pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:26pm:

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:22pm:

I didn't know you considered your wife or daughter "just stuff"

maybe he learnt that one from trump

I would say he learnt that from Sunni Islam in Saudi Arabia

I doubt trump even knows what Sunni Islam is

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #33 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:32pm

Yadda wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

BigOl64 wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Yadda wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:38pm:

BigOl64 wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 8:07pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

It'ld be very fast and scary.

I have a baseball bat in the bedroom, that might buy us time till the cops come.

We both have mobiles in the bedroom too and a landline.

SO,my line of defense is
1/ call the cops.

2/ call the cops.

3/ try to delay them from getting close

Should only take 10 or 20 minutes before they find your bodies.

Circa 2017, governments in every Western 'democracy' have made the protection of the [functioning of the] political 'state' the priority for 'the police service'. .....this is the case in Australia too.

Circa 2017, the protection of the common citizen, is a secondary concern.

The motto of most police forces is "To Protect and Serve", they just don't who or what they are protecting or serving.

"they just don't who or what" ???

What word did you leave out ? Wink

Sh1t 4 weeks of night shift is starting to take its effect.

"they just don't say who or what"

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #34 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:36pm

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:28pm:

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:37pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:26pm:

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:22pm:

I didn't know you considered your wife or daughter "just stuff"

maybe he learnt that one from trump

I would say he learnt that from Sunni Islam in Saudi Arabia

I doubt trump even knows what Sunni Islam is

No one knows what Sunni ISLAM 'is'.

Except, the followers of Sunni ISLAM.

To the followers of Sunni ISLAM, Sunni ISLAM is the perfect expression of ISLAM.

Sunni ISLAM is Allah's perfect religion, as it was followed by Allah's messenger, Mohammed.

I speak as a Sunni moslem. Wink

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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #35 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:40pm

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:22pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:13pm:

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:08pm:

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And if someone does get in? Comply says Mr Flavell. "Give them what they want.Don't engage with them.And whatever you do try to keep some space,such as keeping a table between you and them.And call for help as soon as it's safe to do so."
racv.com.au/membership/member-benefits/royalauto/news/what-to-do-in-a-home-invas...

There you go the RACV say hand over all your stuff and let them have their way with your wife or daughter is that what they mean by comply.

Once upon a time we were allowed to defend ourselves from home invaders, our politicians and leftists have turned us into a nation of victims.

Its just stuff.

I didn't know you considered your wife or daughter "just stuff"

You do know home invasions are mostly burglary right

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In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

No evidence whatsoever it can be attributed to George Orwell or Eric Arthur Blair (in fact the same guy)

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #37 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:45pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:40pm:

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:22pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:13pm:

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 6:08pm:

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And if someone does get in? Comply says Mr Flavell. "Give them what they want.Don't engage with them.And whatever you do try to keep some space,such as keeping a table between you and them.And call for help as soon as it's safe to do so."
racv.com.au/membership/member-benefits/royalauto/news/what-to-do-in-a-home-invas...

There you go the RACV say hand over all your stuff and let them have their way with your wife or daughter is that what they mean by comply.

Once upon a time we were allowed to defend ourselves from home invaders, our politicians and leftists have turned us into a nation of victims.

Its just stuff.

I didn't know you considered your wife or daughter "just stuff"

You do know home invasions are mostly burglary right

Actually it is mostly 'dealing' with the home owners, stealing is the least of the home owner's problems.

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #38 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:49pm

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:35pm:

I'd be OK - I'm a black belt in Judo.

I'm having a really hard time believing that brave sir Bobby.

Unless it was one of those dodgy turn up, pay the fee and collect your belt type of gigs. Cheesy

Nice of you to turn up Smithy.

You've been away a while?

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #39 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:50pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:49pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:35pm:

I'd be OK - I'm a black belt in Judo.

I'm having a really hard time believing that brave sir Bobby.

Unless it was one of those dodgy turn up, pay the fee and collect your belt type of gigs. Cheesy

Nice of you to turn up Smithy.

You've been away a while?

just got back from camping this afternoon booby. you miss me?

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #40 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:07pm

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:49pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:35pm:

I'd be OK - I'm a black belt in Judo.

I'm having a really hard time believing that brave sir Bobby.

Unless it was one of those dodgy turn up, pay the fee and collect your belt type of gigs. Cheesy

Nice of you to turn up Smithy.

You've been away a while?

just got back from camping this afternoon Bobby. you miss me?

I missed you greatly sir Smithy.

Rather cold to be camping out right now.

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #41 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:15pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:49pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:35pm:

I'd be OK - I'm a black belt in Judo.

I'm having a really hard time believing that brave sir Bobby.

Unless it was one of those dodgy turn up, pay the fee and collect your belt type of gigs. Cheesy

Nice of you to turn up Smithy.

You've been away a while?

just got back from camping this afternoon Bobby. you miss me?

I missed you greatly sir Smithy.

Rather cold to be camping out right now.

it was 26 degrees today ... certainly not cold up here

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #42 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:17pm

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:15pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:49pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:35pm:

I'd be OK - I'm a black belt in Judo.

I'm having a really hard time believing that brave sir Bobby.

Unless it was one of those dodgy turn up, pay the fee and collect your belt type of gigs. Cheesy

Nice of you to turn up Smithy.

You've been away a while?

just got back from camping this afternoon Bobby. you miss me?

I missed you greatly sir Smithy.

Rather cold to be camping out right now.

it was 26 degrees today ... certainly not cold up here

Brokeback mountain is never cold.

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Re: What to do in a home invasion
Reply #43 - Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:18pm

rhino wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:17pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:15pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 11:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:49pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 10:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 30^th, 2017 at 9:35pm:

I'd be OK - I'm a black belt in Judo.

I'm having a really hard time believing that brave sir Bobby.

Unless it was one of those dodgy turn up, pay the fee and collect your belt type of gigs. Cheesy

Nice of you to turn up Smithy.

You've been away a while?

just got back from camping this afternoon Bobby. you miss me?

I missed you greatly sir Smithy.

Rather cold to be camping out right now.

it was 26 degrees today ... certainly not cold up here

Brokeback mountain is never cold.

that must be where you go camping

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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