Amadd wrote on Jan 27
th, 2013 at 1:08am:
Nah..I think that you are misreading the lyrics there.
Chase was a fat Alcoholic and Betty became his bodygaurd. Look it up.
I think we've stumbled onto a secular equivalent of biblical interpretation.
We read into lyrics exactly what we want to read. And usually with lyrics that are racey or metaphysical that means drugs or alcohol - whether the lyricist agrees or not. This is something that always amused John Lennon. Even when he explained his lyrics, the response he received was often something like 'Well, that's all very well, John, but what you really meant by semolina pilchard was....".
I see a parallel between our exchange and Yadda's biblical interpretations...
Take 'Call Me Al'...
I have counted nearly a dozen interpretations of this song's lyrics so far (and I'm sure there's more)... Mostly opinions, but also two (differing) that the respective authors claim are quoted from Simon, verbatim.
If the world can't agree on a singular meaning for a 3 stanza song (ironically even with the author 'in the house' alive and well)... What hope for agreement on the meaning of verses lifted from the great Talmudic, Biblical, Koranic, Buddhist, Hindu, [...] 'grand narratives'?