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Amadd
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10 or more commandments
Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:48am
 
For starters, and without too much thought, I'll jot down a short list.

1. Shall not kill as punishment.

2. Shall not steal.

3. Treat others as you wish to be treated (unless you're a masochist)

4. No lying for self-gain.

5. Look after this planet for future generations.

6. Try to do your best.

7. Rules and laws shall be deemed democratically.

8. Everybody has the right to peaceful protest within earshod of chosen rulemakers. (Howard u prick).

9. No punishment shall be lawful where no crime has been committed.

10. People have the right to self-protection by reasonable means.

11. Everybody has the right to an opinion whether or not it offends others.

12. Animals shall not be made to suffer.


..Oh well there could be more and what I've put down could be adjusted and clarified.
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Reply #1 - Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:50am
 
I'll add another one:

Only kiss a girl on the hand on your first date.
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Reply #2 - Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:55am
 
Bobby. wrote on Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:50am:
I'll add another one:

Only kiss a girl on the hand on your first date.




Really?

I like snatching kisses, and vice versa.
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Reply #3 - Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:57am
 
Amadd wrote on Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:48am:
4. No lying for self-gain.




Not even "I promise I won't cum in your mouth" ?    Undecided

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Reply #4 - Jan 25th, 2013 at 12:03pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:57am:
Amadd wrote on Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:48am:
4. No lying for self-gain.




Not even "I promise I won't cum in your mouth" ?    Undecided



Well, you could probably break a few here and there and still be streets ahead of the average Christian  Smiley
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Reply #5 - Jan 25th, 2013 at 1:03pm
 
1.  Don't be a dick.


That is all.
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Reply #6 - Jan 25th, 2013 at 1:06pm
 
Amadd wrote on Jan 25th, 2013 at 12:03pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:57am:
Amadd wrote on Jan 25th, 2013 at 11:48am:
4. No lying for self-gain.




Not even "I promise I won't cum in your mouth" ?    Undecided



Well, you could probably break a few here and there and still be streets ahead of the average Christian  Smiley



Phew!  I was hoping I could still use that one.

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Reply #7 - Jan 25th, 2013 at 2:52pm
 
Well if that's the way you like to leave 'em looking peccary  Grin

... wrote on Jan 25th, 2013 at 1:03pm:
1.  Don't be a dick.


That is all.


That might just about cover it if everybody didn't think that the dick is the other person.
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