Sprintcyclist
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Here is a thread for sayings our parents/grandparents/aunts/uncles used to say.
Funny or wise, useless or helpful. Some of the flotsum and jetsum of youth.
This is a bedtime story dad used to tell me sometimes. My kids love it too.
"It was a dary and stormy night. The ocean was wild, waves crashed like locomotives. The wind shreaked like demons. It was pitch black and the rain threw itself at us pitilessly. We were scared and huddled into the helmsroom. The captain said to the cabinboy, "Cabinboy, tell us a story." And the story went like this "It was a dary and stormy night. The ocean was wild, waves crashed like locomotives.The wind shreaked like demons. It was pitch black and the rain threw itself at us pitilessly. We were scared and huddled into the helmsroom. The captain said to the cabinboy, "Cabinboy, tell us a story." And the story went like this "It was a dary and stormy night. The ocean was wild, waves crashed like locomotives.The wind shreaked like demons. It was pitch black and the rain threw itself at us pitilessly. We were scared and huddled into the helmsroom. The captain said to the cabinboy, "Cabinboy, tell us a story." And the story went like this "It was a dary and stormy night. The ocean was wild, waves crashed like locomotives.The wind shreaked like demons. It was pitch black and the rain threw itself at us pitilessly. We were scared and huddled into the helmsroom. The captain said to the cabinboy, "Cabinboy, tell us a story." And the story went like this "It was a dary and stormy night. The ocean was wild, waves crashed like locomotives.The wind shreaked like demons. It was pitch black and the rain threw itself at us pitilessly. We were scared and huddled into the helmsroom. The captain said to the cabinboy, "Cabinboy, tell us a story." And the story went like this "It was a dary and stormy night. The ocean was wild, waves crashed like locomotives.The wind shreaked like demons. It was pitch black and the rain threw itself at us pitilessly. We were scared and huddled into the helmsroom. The captain said to the cabinboy, "Cabinboy, tell us a story." And the story went like this "It was a dary and stormy night. The ocean was wild, waves crashed like locomotives.The wind shreaked like demons. It was pitch black and the rain threw itself at us pitilessly. We were scared and huddled into the helmsroom. The captain said to the cabinboy, "Cabinboy, tell us a story." And the story went like this "It was a dary and stormy night. The ocean was wild, waves crashed like locomotives.The wind shreaked like demons. It was pitch black and the rain threw itself at us pitilessly. We were scared and huddled into the helmsroom. The captain said to the cabinboy, "Cabinboy, tell us a story."
Aaahhh, you don't get entertainment like that nowadays.
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