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Vic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8746 Melbourne Victoria Gender:	Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" Sep 27^th, 2026 at 9:30am "A Brisbane butcher has been asked to stop selling “pork swords” after a shopper complained about his window display. The $4.50 sausage creations were deemed inappropriate for a family shopping centre. He has removed them from view and put up a large sign reading: “Please ask to see my pork sword.”
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 58510 Gender:	Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" Reply #1 - Sep 27^th, 2026 at 9:51am
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Reply #2 - Sep 27^th, 2026 at 9:54am

Whilst the glitteratie attended the premiere of "Swan Lake" at the Palais in Melbourne, Frankston bogans attended a similar performance that was sold out in minutes of tickets going on sale. Carlton United sent 15 semitrailers of VB to the city for the opening night and white "wife-basher" singlets were in short supply at Dimmeys

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 58510 Gender:	Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" Reply #3 - Sep 27^th, 2026 at 9:57am Looks like Pecker Peccary tip toeing through the tulips 🌷
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline In your damn fate Posts: 26679 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" Reply #4 - Sep 27^th, 2026 at 1:42pm Were the complainants praying towards Mecca in the minutes beforehand?
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 122967 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" Reply #5 - Sep 27^th, 2026 at 1:52pm Poofters would buy those.
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Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"
Reply #6 - Sep 28^th, 2026 at 4:12pm

Vic wrote on Sep 27^th, 2026 at 9:30am:

"A Brisbane butcher has been asked to stop selling “pork swords” after a shopper complained about his window display.
The $4.50 sausage creations were deemed inappropriate for a family shopping centre.
He has removed them from view and put up a large sign reading: “Please ask to see my pork sword.”

Who ever complained is a complete ass.

Children wouldn't even know the intent of the double entendre.

I think the butcher is very artistically clever with his sausages.

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Reply #7 - Sep 28^th, 2026 at 4:15pm

Vic wrote on Sep 27^th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Whilst the glitteratie attended the premiere of "Swan Lake" at the Palais in Melbourne, Frankston bogans attended a similar performance that was sold out in minutes of tickets going on sale. Carlton United sent 15 semitrailers of VB to the city for the opening night and white "wife-basher" singlets were in short supply at Dimmeys

This description of the good old Jackie Howe singlet pisses me off.

Tell me Vic do you think all men who wear singlets are wife bashers?

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Reply #8 - Sep 28^th, 2026 at 6:48pm

I think this country is both being pulled apart and dominated by Gays and Rednecks using each other to gain their own advantages over everyone else here.

Where did we get this Co-dependent infection from?
Probably the USA via its Civil War residual still hanging around.
Trump aside. Maybe the American Left feel threatened by Australia adhering to the British Westernism and feel the need to make us out as the NEW extended version of their Confederate South, to justify their ongoing superiority and right to still exist.

We need to stay Solid (as a) Rock and not become another Archaic (Latin) Western nation like the USA. Their Civil War in itself is a by-product of their wrong choice in rejecting the British way.

Thus the Gay Left here are using Redneck One Nation to empower their justification to take power here, just as One Nation is using the Left to justify their 'One Race' empowerment.

Two wrongs, not making a right.
We must reject BOTH and their ACCUSATION of if you don't support one of them, then you must be supporting the other. Both are playing us off for their own gain and thus, via the Media - are taking control of our Politics.

I can see why the Coalition are keeping their cards close to their chests and quietly refraining to support Gay Left ALP/Greens or Redneck One Nation.
Maybe its all that they can do for now?

We had a great country here once.
Until the Gay v Redneck (North v South) American influence got a foothold here and via THEIR Media - have now taken control.

What can we do about this? Huh

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Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"
Reply #9 - Sep 28^th, 2026 at 6:52pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 28^th, 2026 at 6:48pm:

I think this country is both being pulled apart and dominated by Gays and Rednecks using each other to gain their own advantages over everyone else here.

Where did we get this Co-dependent infection from?
Probably the USA via its Civil War residual still hanging around.
Trump aside. Maybe the American Left feel threatened by Australia adhering to the British Westernism and feel the need to make us out as the NEW extended version of their Confederate South, to justify their ongoing superiority and right to still exist.

We need to stay Solid (as a) Rock and not become another Archaic (Latin) Western nation like the USA. Their Civil War in itself is a by-product of their wrong choice in rejecting the British way.

Thus the Gay Left here are using Redneck One Nation to empower their justification to take power here, just as One Nation is using the Left to justify their 'One Race' empowerment.

Two wrongs, not making a right.
We must reject BOTH and their ACCUSATION of if you don't support one of them, then you must be supporting the other. Both are playing us off for their own gain and thus, via the Media - are taking control of our Politics.

I can see why the Coalition are keeping their cards close to their chests and quietly refraining to support Gay Left ALP/Greens or Redneck One Nation.
Maybe its all that they can do for now?

We had a great country here once.
Until the Gay v Redneck (North v South) American influence got a foothold here and via THEIR Media - have now taken control.

What can we do about this? Huh

Well, you and Bobby could come out of the closet for starters.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 58510 Gender:	Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" Reply #10 - Sep 28^th, 2026 at 6:58pm No Thanks. I'll leave Narnia to you. We know you like it both ways. Yuck.
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Reply #11 - Sep 28^th, 2026 at 7:13pm

Gnads wrote on Sep 28^th, 2026 at 4:15pm:

Vic wrote on Sep 27^th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Whilst the glitteratie attended the premiere of "Swan Lake" at the Palais in Melbourne, Frankston bogans attended a similar performance that was sold out in minutes of tickets going on sale. Carlton United sent 15 semitrailers of VB to the city for the opening night and white "wife-basher" singlets were in short supply at Dimmeys

This description of the good old Jackie Howe singlet pisses me off.

Tell me Vic do you think all men who wear singlets are wife bashers?

Well Gnads, it was a light hearted post placed in the chat board to generate a bit of a laugh. Whilst it may have caused you concern aligning a white singlet with a Frankston bogan - it was just a small joke and I am sorry it pissed you off.

To put things in perspective though - which description do you find more offensive:

A parody about Frankston bogans that wear white singlets,

or your posting in another board where you wrote

"Faruqi has a nose that wide it looks like she's been smashed in the face with a cast iron skillet." ?

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 58510 Gender:	Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" Reply #12 - Sep 28^th, 2026 at 7:17pm I have 2 navy blue singlets. Their material is warm to wear. Could never understand why, even with just the singlet, blokes would wear them in summer? I've always used them in cold weather, under other clothing.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 156553 Gender:	Re: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" Reply #13 - Sep 28^th, 2026 at 7:22pm I don't like wearing jumpers or jackets. I just wear T-shirts. When it's cold, I wear a singlet underneath. People always say to me: "Aren't you cold?". I always tell them: "No, I'm wearing a wife-beater under this T-shirt". It's not offensive.
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Reply #14 - Sep 29^th, 2026 at 7:32am

Vic wrote on Sep 28^th, 2026 at 7:13pm:

Gnads wrote on Sep 28^th, 2026 at 4:15pm:

Vic wrote on Sep 27^th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Whilst the glitteratie attended the premiere of "Swan Lake" at the Palais in Melbourne, Frankston bogans attended a similar performance that was sold out in minutes of tickets going on sale. Carlton United sent 15 semitrailers of VB to the city for the opening night and white "wife-basher" singlets were in short supply at Dimmeys

This description of the good old Jackie Howe singlet pisses me off.

Tell me Vic do you think all men who wear singlets are wife bashers?

Well Gnads, it was a light hearted post placed in the chat board to generate a bit of a laugh. Whilst it may have caused you concern aligning a white singlet with a Frankston bogan - it was just a small joke and I am sorry it pissed you off.

To put things in perspective though - which description do you find more offensive:

A parody about Frankston bogans that wear white singlets,

or your posting in another board where you wrote

"Faruqi has a nose that wide it looks like she's been smashed in the face with a cast iron skillet." ?

As a Victorian, I certainly know about Frankston and their reputation for bogans. (except South Frankston, it’s a leafy expensive real estate area as the train line does not go into that area)
But I learnt something knew, I didn’t know RE: singlets (or chesty bonds) as being labelled wife beaters.
Like Jasin and Greggery, hubby wears them under clothing to keep warm.

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