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Re: how will trump pervert the midterms
Reply #45 - Oct 15^th, 2026 at 6:13am

Bobby. wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 10:54am:

Enquiring mind wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 10:46am:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 7:02am:

Hey Paki -

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Oh, I see. You want to do a compare and contrast between the competance of Sleepy Joe and DL, is it?

All good. You go first, Bobby. Name one thing.

We'll take it from there, mkay?

Joe didn't know what day it was.

Joe was weak - he did nothing when the Russians invaded in Feb 2022.

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That’s funny, that picture. Especially considering you’re comparing him to Trump, the stupidest and most corrupt person to set foot inside the White House. Trump couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a map.

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Re: how will trump pervert the midterms
Reply #46 - Oct 18^th, 2026 at 5:58pm

Frank wrote on Oct 10^th, 2026 at 2:56pm:

10 Best Reasons To Vote For Democrats In The Midterms

The midterms are less than a month away, so it's important for you to understand who you're voting for and why. You may think that voting for Republicans is the only way to go, but that's not the case.

Here are 10 compelling reasons to vote for Democrats in 2026:

1. You're tired of having a country: Countries are so blasé. The future belongs to apocalyptic wastelands.

2. You're so mad about gas prices that you want literally everything else in the world to get worse: It helps take your mind off your empty wallet.

3. Not nearly enough mutilated kids the last couple of years: A vote to put the Democrats back in power is a vote for transing more kids everywhere.

4. It seems like it's been forever since we had a good ol' fashioned impeachment: There's no party quite like an impeachment party.

5. You long for how great things were during the Biden administration: Those were the days.

6. You no longer have to love others personally, because you've outsourced that to the government: The more the government does, the less you have to do yourself.

7. You like it when numbers go up: Crime, taxes, illegal aliens — everything!

8. Hard times make hard men: Ruining the country is a 4D chess way of forging a new generation of American heroes.

9. Republicans won't force straight people to bake cakes for the gays: If they won't, someone else has to.

10. As a stupid person, you believe you can only be properly represented by other stupid people: Fair point.

Convinced? Of course you are. Don't forget to vote early, vote often, and even vote on behalf of your dead relatives. What other benefits are there from electing Democrats?

TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.

"I've had it with these high gas prices! Let's start back with the chopping kids' balls off," shouted Barnett, seeing how much his tank of gas cost. "I'm spending half of my paycheck every week just to be able to drive to work. It's ridiculous. I'm going to vote we mutilate some kids."

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Re: how will trump pervert the midterms
Reply #47 - Oct 18^th, 2026 at 6:56pm

Frank wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 5:58pm:

Frank wrote on Oct 10^th, 2026 at 2:56pm:

10 Best Reasons To Vote For Democrats In The Midterms

The midterms are less than a month away, so it's important for you to understand who you're voting for and why. You may think that voting for Republicans is the only way to go, but that's not the case.

Here are 10 compelling reasons to vote for Democrats in 2026:

1. You're tired of having a country: Countries are so blasé. The future belongs to apocalyptic wastelands.

2. You're so mad about gas prices that you want literally everything else in the world to get worse: It helps take your mind off your empty wallet.

3. Not nearly enough mutilated kids the last couple of years: A vote to put the Democrats back in power is a vote for transing more kids everywhere.

4. It seems like it's been forever since we had a good ol' fashioned impeachment: There's no party quite like an impeachment party.

5. You long for how great things were during the Biden administration: Those were the days.

6. You no longer have to love others personally, because you've outsourced that to the government: The more the government does, the less you have to do yourself.

7. You like it when numbers go up: Crime, taxes, illegal aliens — everything!

8. Hard times make hard men: Ruining the country is a 4D chess way of forging a new generation of American heroes.

9. Republicans won't force straight people to bake cakes for the gays: If they won't, someone else has to.

10. As a stupid person, you believe you can only be properly represented by other stupid people: Fair point.

Convinced? Of course you are. Don't forget to vote early, vote often, and even vote on behalf of your dead relatives. What other benefits are there from electing Democrats?

TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.

"I've had it with these high gas prices! Let's start back with the chopping kids' balls off," shouted Barnett, seeing how much his tank of gas cost. "I'm spending half of my paycheck every week just to be able to drive to work. It's ridiculous. I'm going to vote we mutilate some kids."

I know you think you’re clever or funny or something. You’re really not.

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Re: how will trump pervert the midterms
Reply #49 - Oct 18^th, 2026 at 7:57pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 5:58pm:

TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.

"I've had it with these high gas prices! Let's start back with the chopping kids' balls off," shouted Barnett, seeing how much his tank of gas cost. "I'm spending half of my paycheck every week just to be able to drive to work. It's ridiculous. I'm going to vote we mutilate some kids."

I know you think you’re clever or funny or something. You’re really not.

He definitely isn't clever or funny.

Just more Babylon Bee stupidity.

With no link, as usual.

(Oh, I voted 0% in the poll)

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Re: how will trump pervert the midterms
Reply #50 - Oct 18^th, 2026 at 8:28pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 5:58pm:

Frank wrote on Oct 10^th, 2026 at 2:56pm:

10 Best Reasons To Vote For Democrats In The Midterms

The midterms are less than a month away, so it's important for you to understand who you're voting for and why. You may think that voting for Republicans is the only way to go, but that's not the case.

Here are 10 compelling reasons to vote for Democrats in 2026:

1. You're tired of having a country: Countries are so blasé. The future belongs to apocalyptic wastelands.

2. You're so mad about gas prices that you want literally everything else in the world to get worse: It helps take your mind off your empty wallet.

3. Not nearly enough mutilated kids the last couple of years: A vote to put the Democrats back in power is a vote for transing more kids everywhere.

4. It seems like it's been forever since we had a good ol' fashioned impeachment: There's no party quite like an impeachment party.

5. You long for how great things were during the Biden administration: Those were the days.

6. You no longer have to love others personally, because you've outsourced that to the government: The more the government does, the less you have to do yourself.

7. You like it when numbers go up: Crime, taxes, illegal aliens — everything!

8. Hard times make hard men: Ruining the country is a 4D chess way of forging a new generation of American heroes.

9. Republicans won't force straight people to bake cakes for the gays: If they won't, someone else has to.

10. As a stupid person, you believe you can only be properly represented by other stupid people: Fair point.

Convinced? Of course you are. Don't forget to vote early, vote often, and even vote on behalf of your dead relatives. What other benefits are there from electing Democrats?

TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.

"I've had it with these high gas prices! Let's start back with the chopping kids' balls off," shouted Barnett, seeing how much his tank of gas cost. "I'm spending half of my paycheck every week just to be able to drive to work. It's ridiculous. I'm going to vote we mutilate some kids."

I know you think you’re clever or funny or something. You’re really not.

I just dont take your stupid derangement seriously. It is ridiculous.

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Re: how will trump pervert the midterms
Reply #51 - Oct 18^th, 2026 at 8:33pm

Frank wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 8:28pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 5:58pm:

Frank wrote on Oct 10^th, 2026 at 2:56pm:

10 Best Reasons To Vote For Democrats In The Midterms

The midterms are less than a month away, so it's important for you to understand who you're voting for and why. You may think that voting for Republicans is the only way to go, but that's not the case.

Here are 10 compelling reasons to vote for Democrats in 2026:

1. You're tired of having a country: Countries are so blasé. The future belongs to apocalyptic wastelands.

2. You're so mad about gas prices that you want literally everything else in the world to get worse: It helps take your mind off your empty wallet.

3. Not nearly enough mutilated kids the last couple of years: A vote to put the Democrats back in power is a vote for transing more kids everywhere.

4. It seems like it's been forever since we had a good ol' fashioned impeachment: There's no party quite like an impeachment party.

5. You long for how great things were during the Biden administration: Those were the days.

6. You no longer have to love others personally, because you've outsourced that to the government: The more the government does, the less you have to do yourself.

7. You like it when numbers go up: Crime, taxes, illegal aliens — everything!

8. Hard times make hard men: Ruining the country is a 4D chess way of forging a new generation of American heroes.

9. Republicans won't force straight people to bake cakes for the gays: If they won't, someone else has to.

10. As a stupid person, you believe you can only be properly represented by other stupid people: Fair point.

Convinced? Of course you are. Don't forget to vote early, vote often, and even vote on behalf of your dead relatives. What other benefits are there from electing Democrats?

TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.

"I've had it with these high gas prices! Let's start back with the chopping kids' balls off," shouted Barnett, seeing how much his tank of gas cost. "I'm spending half of my paycheck every week just to be able to drive to work. It's ridiculous. I'm going to vote we mutilate some kids."

I know you think you’re clever or funny or something. You’re really not.

I just dont take your stupid derangement seriously. It is ridiculous.

Again, the person who continues to support Trump despite his lies and corruption and criminal behaviour is the deranged one, not the person who doesn’t fall for his constant lies.

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Re: how will trump pervert the midterms
Reply #52 - Oct 21^st, 2026 at 3:52pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 18^th, 2026 at 8:33pm:

Again, the person who continues to support Trump despite his lies and corruption and criminal behaviour is the deranged one, not the person who doesn’t fall for his constant lies.

Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans

"Wow. Thanks, France," said Republican Senate candidate Jon Husted. "This must have cost billions of dollars to film. We really didn't expect this level of support from the French. Honestly, you didn't have to go so far as burning down actual historic buildings, but we appreciate the commitment to showing the consequences of Democrat policy. It's an incredibly effective ad you guys made."

The French, for their part, stated that they were more than happy to see their country burned down to help the Republicans' chances. "Yes, it has caused untold financial damage, and we have lost several priceless artifacts, but it is the least we can do," said local man Gerard Dubois. "We have captured so much great footage of what America will become under Democratic control. It is our great pleasure to do this for the Republican Party that we love so much. Au revoir!"

At publishing time, the nation of Italy had announced that it would join France in filming ads for Republicans ahead of the coming midterms.

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