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Daves2017 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3589 Gender:	Trump gives every American $5000 Sep 10^th, 2026 at 2:14pm What an amazing deal. Given the exchange rate and the collapsing Australian housing markets basically every American could afford to buy a house in Australia!!!!
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Reply #1 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 2:54pm

Amazing?

Trump pledges $5,000 ‘dividend’ to all US adults if the GOP wins the midterms

That would be amazing, but I'm curious. How's the GOP going to win the mid terms?

Where's a prez going to find $1.2 trillion? DOGE saved a mere $200 mil.

And why isn't the House Speaker making this announcement, given it's the role of Congress to fund "dividends".

This promise alone warrants grounds for impeachment, but do you know?

I do feel it's going to cost the GOP even more votes - if it doesn't tank the US bond market, already reeling with news the US owes $40 tril in debt.

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Reply #2 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 3:47pm

Hmm

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.

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Reply #3 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 3:55pm

18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting.

Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and

Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—

Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 30232 Gender:	Re: Trump gives every American $5000 Reply #4 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:19pm It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597
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Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Reply #5 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:37pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 3:47pm:

Hmm

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.

DL's just joshing, Greggery. He's doing the weave.

The Real Americans don't want money from the government, no sir. They want a hand up, not a handout.

Adversity? They say. Bring it on. They'd far prefer another recession or a new endless war.

Please give us an obstacle to overcome, sir, they tell their prez. Send us off to the meatgrinder. Give it to us hard.

You take your $5000 and shove it up Melania's purse.

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Reply #6 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:44pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:19pm:

It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

Merely threatening to make it happen is illegal. DL's just offered 250 million eligible voters a bribe.

At a year per charge, that's a maximum of 250 million years in Fort Buttner. If that's not a high crime or misdemeanor, I'm not sure what is.

Then again, the GOP failed to impeach for the first deadly riot in the Capitol in US history, so the Real Americans will need to wait for the new Congress in January 2027.

STOP THE STEAL !!!

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 58510 Gender:	Re: Trump gives every American $5000 Reply #7 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:51pm When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden. 90% of Demo rat 🐀 Members became millionaires almost overnight. Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause.
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Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Reply #8 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:55pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:51pm:

When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden.
90% of Demo rat 🐀 Members became millionaires almost overnight.

Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. Grin

Exactly. 90% of Demo rat 🐀 Members became millionaires almost overnight.

So how many $5000 cheques did Sleepy threaten to send out to the voters?

Total number, please.

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tallowood Gold Member Online Израиль Навсегда Posts: 9742 Gender:	Re: Trump gives every American $5000 Reply #9 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 5:05pm Jasin wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:51pm: When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden. 90% of Demo rat 🐀 Members became millionaires almost overnight. Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. Biden simulated memory loss pretending he does not know who are all these people and where he is
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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 62401 Here Gender:	Re: Trump gives every American $5000 Reply #10 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 5:07pm Trump put America into $40 Trillion of debt not counting this ?
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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 62401 Here Gender:	Re: Trump gives every American $5000 Reply #11 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 5:08pm Jasin wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:51pm: When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden. 90% of Demo rat 🐀 Members became millionaires almost overnight. Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. You really giving your 7th planet a workout here ?
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Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Reply #12 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 5:15pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:19pm:

It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

Almost everything Trump does is illegal.

Laws don't stop people from doing something.

But yeah - never gonna happen!

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Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Reply #13 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 5:20pm

tallowood wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 5:05pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:51pm:

When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden.
90% of Demo rat 🐀 Members became millionaires almost overnight.

Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. Grin

Biden simulated memory loss pretending he does not know who are all these people and where he is Grin

Strange. DL forgot where he got $4 bil from. Are you suggesting there's something wrong with corruption?

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Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Reply #14 - Sep 10^th, 2026 at 5:24pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 5:15pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10^th, 2026 at 4:19pm:

It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

Almost everything Trump does is illegal.

Laws don't stop people from doing something.

But yeah - never gonna happen!

Now now, the SM has to cut a few corners, Greggery. What if Caesar had never crossed the Rubicon?

Rome would have remained a republic, the dark ages never would have happened and we'd probably still be talking Boong.

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