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Big Donger

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The great negotiator
Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:04pm

DL tells his allies to get their own oil, he's done.

Should take another - oh, I don't know - two weeks.

His advice comes after he announced productive negotiations with the mullahs, about to reach a BREAKING new deal.

The mullahs said strange, they didn't know anything about that. They weren't in any negotiations at all.

So DL chucked a tizz and that was that. If the leftards want oil, they can go drill their own.

We will make America great again, no?

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 151618 Gender:	Re: The great negotiator Reply #1 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:07pm
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Ai_Took_Our_Jobs Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 657 Gender:	Re: The great negotiator Reply #2 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:08pm Issue is DL is talking to the Pakistanis, thinking they are the Iranians. He doesn't see colours when wearing a white sheet.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 151618 Gender:	Re: The great negotiator Reply #3 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:15pm Ai_Took_Our_Jobs wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:08pm: Issue is DL is talking to the Pakistanis, thinking they are the Iranians. He doesn't see colours when wearing a white sheet. It's funny cos he's old, and he's a white supremacist (like his daddy).
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41491 Gender:	Re: The great negotiator Reply #4 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:27pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:04pm: DL tells his allies to get their own oil, maybe the world should invade and bomb america to get our own oil
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Reply #5 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:31pm

Ai_Took_Our_Jobs wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:08pm:

Issue is DL is talking to the Pakistanis, thinking they are the Iranians. He doesn't see colours when wearing a white sheet.

They're a similar breed, AI. An easy mishtake to make.

Look, all's well that ends well, no? Now we can all go back to groceries and banning transgender bathrooms and saying Merry Christmas again.

Do you recall? He started that. They used to say happy holidays, but he went against the grain turned the tide, as you do. The Christians love him. The Muslims too, for that matter.

The Iranians wanted to erect a statue in his honour, but he didn't advise it, not in the current climate. Better hold off on that one, fellas, he said. Maybe wait until Israel takes over.

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Reply #6 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:34pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:27pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:04pm:

DL tells his allies to get their own oil,

maybe the world should invade and bomb america to get our own oil

Don't be redeculous. America has nukes, for God's sake.

You're supposed to invade the weak states without nukes, Sprint. This keeps everybody nice and safe.

Pax Americana. Peaceful rules based order, innit.

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Biggest donger Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4725 Gender:	Re: The great negotiator Reply #7 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:48pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:27pm: Big Donger wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:04pm: DL tells his allies to get their own oil, maybe the world should invade and bomb america to get our own oil They tried that in Greenland didn't they, what was it 3 Frenchies and a couple of others turned up.
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