Ai_Took_Our_Jobs wrote on Apr 1
st, 2026 at 6:03pm:
Cheaper, when you kidnap and steal other people's fuel.
Actually, turns out it's a lot more expensive when you try to steal other people's oil. Would have been a lot cheaper if he'd stayed at home and done nothing.
Who knows? Maybe we'd all still be talking about the Epstein files instead of the impending global recession.
Look, I'm sure the mullahs will see reason and come round. Why would they want to cripple our economies, destroy our trade and cut us all off from the rest of the world? It wouldn't be right no?
I'm sure it's in their best interests to see the Strait opened up and everybody happy again, especially DL.
They don't want to cross him, no sir. Those Truth Social posts can get really scary. Besides, he's stopped eight wars, so he clearly knows what he's doing here.
This is four-dimensional chess at its finest. How do you do it, sir? The fakers asked.
He couldn't fill them in, obviously. If he did that, he'd reveal his masterful hand. What a stupid question, he said, trust CNN -
next.