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Brian Ross Gold Member Offline Representative of me Posts: 45328	Church welcomes re-opening of Church as a mosque Yesterday at 9:49am Uniting Church welcomes re-opening of Lindisfarne place of worship as a mosque
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Sir Eoin O Fada Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3240 New England, NSW Gender:	Re: Church welcomes re-opening of Church as a mosque Reply #1 - Yesterday at 10:53am Brian Ross wrote Yesterday at 9:49am: Uniting Church welcomes re-opening of Lindisfarne place of worship as a mosque Wonder what price they got for it?
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Brian Ross wrote Yesterday at 9:49am:

Uniting Church welcomes re-opening of Lindisfarne place of worship as a mosque Cool

VATICAN CITY — Catholics and Protestants around the world expressed concern this week, as Pope Leo XVI gave his recommendation that Christians pray the rosary while facing in the direction of Mecca.

The pontiff made the proclamation after visiting Turkey and Lebanon, stating that not only should the West be less fearful of the spread of Islam, but all Christians should seek to live more peaceably by facing toward the holiest of Islamic sites when they pray the rosary.

"This is an important step toward helping the Muslims conquer us all," Pope Leo said. "I do not think that Christians should live in fear of all the things they see Muslims doing in every single Western country they invade. Rather, they should accept the inevitability that we shall all be overtaken eventually and start getting used to it by praying the rosary while facing Mecca."

In addition to the recommendation regarding prayer, the Pope also said that Christians — both Protestants and Catholics alike — should see the virtues and benefits of living under Sharia Law. "It's really not that bad," he explained. "You get a lot less criminal behavior in society, much stronger family units, and I can personally assure women that having to wear robes all the time is actually quite comfortable. We in the West can learn a lot from Islam, and we should. And we will. Or we will all die. Dominus benedicat pulchros conquistatores nostros musulmanos."

At publishing time, Pope Leo had commissioned Vatican officials to begin distributing Catholic prayer rugs.

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Brian Ross Gold Member Offline Representative of me Posts: 45328	Re: Church welcomes re-opening of Church as a mosque Reply #3 - Yesterday at 6:13pm Poor, poor, Soren, you just have to paint yourself as a victim, don't you? Tsk, tsk, tsk...
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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 114939 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Church welcomes re-opening of Church as a mosque Reply #4 - Yesterday at 6:21pm I'd be happy if the Mosque was opened next to Brian's place and they had loud prayer calls every 5am to wake him up.
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Brian Ross Gold Member Offline Representative of me Posts: 45328	Re: Church welcomes re-opening of Church as a mosque Reply #5 - Yesterday at 7:22pm Bobby. wrote Yesterday at 6:21pm: I'd be happy if the Mosque was opened next to Brian's place and they had loud prayer calls every 5am to wake him up. Jealous, Bobby? Tsk, tsk, tsk...
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Frank Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 54607 Gender:	Re: Church welcomes re-opening of Church as a mosque Reply #6 - Yesterday at 7:32pm Brian Ross wrote Yesterday at 6:13pm: Poor, poor, Soren, you just have to paint yourself as a victim, don't you? Tsk, tsk, tsk... Do YOU pray facing Mecca, cockwomble? You certainly act like you do. What was you area of research/expertise for your Doctor of Divinity?
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VATICAN CITY — In the spirit of the Christmas season and as part of his ongoing quest to bring about widespread harmony throughout the world, Pope Leo XIV issued a proclamation urging Jesus and Satan to put all their differences aside in the name of peace.

Following an international tour in which he visited Islamic nations Turkey and Lebanon, and pleaded with Christians to brush aside their fears of Muslims, Vatican officials said the supreme pontiff now sought to take things a step further by asking the Son of God and the Author of Lies to mend fences.

"Everyone should let bygones be bygones," the pope said. "There have been a lot of things done and said over the last couple of thousand years, yes, but that should not prevent us all from continuing to pursue peace. I think it's time for Jesus and Satan to put the past behind them and start fresh."

"May this be a new era of cooperation between our Lord and the Deceiver."

Critics questioned whether God's Son and the Great Adversary could realistically come together, but the pope remained hopeful. "I am well aware that Satan has made a mess of things for a long time," he said. "But Christ is known for being very forgiving. I truly believe that if we could just get them together to talk things out, we could put our differences aside and take a step toward a peaceful future."

At publishing time, Vatican officials had reportedly reminded the pope that Satan was destined for eternal torment in the lake of fire, severely hampering any potential attempt at salvaging his relationship with Jesus.

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Vladimir Putin has signed a decree making it easier for Christians to emigrate to Russia. Rhod Mackenzie looks at the decree that allows christian in the West to obtain residence in Russia and escape from the neo liberal policies that mock Christianity and its values.

00:00 Introduction
01:01 New decree makes it easier to obtain Russian residence
02:01 Likely influx of Western christians to Russia
04:14 Christians will flee neo liberal countries
06:44 Christians mocked and persecuted in the West
10:22 Russia upholds family values

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