Frank wrote on Oct 20
th, 2025 at 7:00am:
Karnal wrote on Oct 19
th, 2025 at 7:56pm:
Frank wrote on Oct 19
th, 2025 at 11:42am:
Millions Gather To Express Total Ignorance About Political System
U.S. — Millions of Americans took to the streets today in order to express to the world their total and absolute ignorance about the political system they live in.
Several major cities including Boston, New York City and Chicago saw over one hundred thousand residents show up to proclaim their abject incomprehension of governance.
"The world needs to understand how incredibly little we know," said local man Roger McMahon, who had joined the march. "I really do not think the greater population appreciates how completely uneducated and illiterate we are when it comes to our own political system. That's why I'm here marching. We're going to join our voices together and let the message ring loud and clear that we are uneducated rubes in desperate need of a middle-school social studies class."
Rallygoers marched throughout the day on Saturday, chanting various slogans such as "Where do I live?" and "How does government work?"
"It's incredibly inspiring, seeing so many people walking arm in arm saying 'Hey, I don't know anything,'" said local woman Barbara Samson. "It feels incredible to be part of this movement of telling people that I'm a real dullard."
At publishing time, the rest of the world had politely told the rallygoers that the message had been received. I know, right? When we told you DL would turn America into an authoritarian fascist state, you said ooh noo, never ever, how very dare yoooou.
Today, right on cue, there he is sending US troops to invade US cities, blowing up foreign fishing boats, arresting the
tinted races for turning up for their immigration hearings and threatening to ban erections altogether.
You stupid, Paki fool, America has guardrails, you said. A prez just can't invade states or arrest people for being
tinted. The US has courts, a legislature, a separation of powers. How can he possibly ban erections? They're in the Constitution, you despicable Paki Bastard.
Is that so? We said. So you tell me this: what will you say when he cancels erections? We even gave you a multiple choice, do you recall?
a) Say how very dare he, abandon DL for good and say what a fool you've been.
b) Say look, it's a little bit complicated, the constitutional experts are undecided, we'll have to wait and see what happens.
c) Jump for joy and demand we install a dictator and cancel them here too.
You refused to say. When we pressed, you said you said you disagwee with the very pwemise.
SO UNFAIR !!!
You do sound like a maniac and a moron.
Nobody is arrested for being tinted, No state is invaded, no election is banned.
Do you have any other moronic, manual questions?
Of course you do. You are overflowing with moronic, grimacing mania.
Oh, no?
DL's favourite Nazi Stephen Miller met with ICE officials and gave the order himself, dear. He's hardly targeting European visa overstayers, now is he?
You hacks can't find me 3000 beaners a day? He said. Rock up to any Home Depot in the country. Demand papers.
Arrest on sight.
Now get outta here, he said, trying to sound like DL on the Apprentice. He
fired two officials who tried to ask a question.
No US state is being invaded? Come come. US troops from Texas, North Carolina and other states were first sent in to occupy the streets of LA. There, they stood around looking butch while the LAPD carried on the work of policing the streets. Your DL followed up this act by invading Chicago and, any day now, Portland.
Courts have ruled all his invasions illegal, forcing your DL to appeal to his friends in
SCOTUS. His occupation of Washington DC is not technically an invasion as it's a federal territory, but troops there are equally useless. They have no power to make arrests, investigate crime, indict anybody or issue court attendance notices. If they even raise a hand to
prevent someone from commiting a crime, they face criminal and/or civil action.
Now, no election has
yet been banned as every schoolboy knows. So I do indeed have another question, and here it is.
If your DL gives the order to suspend elections or stay in power for a third term, will you support it?
To date, you've supported the illegal invasion of US cities, having masked guards round up the
tinted races and even send
legal ones to maximum security prisons in El Salvador, without charge, and presumably for life. We've discussed all this, so we know.
I think we can all predict your answer, dear boy, but I do think we should give you the opportunity to speak for yourself, don't you?
Say it.
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