‘Mmm, I Love Coffee,’ Says Woman Drinking Chocolate Milk With Single Drop Of Espresso

Isaiah Sumner, who has been married to Stephany for 15 years, said he hoped his wife would one day be able to appreciate actual coffee.
"One day, she's going to wake up and find that there's a world outside the Venti Caramel Crunch Frappuccino with a caramel-lined cup, double espresso shot, 5 pumps vanilla, 3 pumps caramel, 3 pumps dark caramel, 5 pumps white mocha, 5 scoops vanilla bean powder, almond milk, double-blended, light whip, extra caramel drizzle, extra cookie crumble, and extra caramel crunch toppings," Isaiah said mournfully. "That'll be a great day."