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Reply #60 - Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:27pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:19pm:
The best thing about me is that I have a youthful look for someone in their 40s. I still get hit on by women in their 20s who think that I am no older than 30. It is just the gut that gets in the way of me getting more action from them.



The gut is always a problem.
The only time I had a six pack gut was when
I was in my early 20s and working out every day.

You see - a gut is like the hump of a camel.
The camel stores its fat reserves in its hump but
we store that fat around our stomach.
It's actually not unhealthy - it served our ancestors to
let them live longer when there was a shortage of food.
We don't get those shortages these days as we can eat every day.
If you didn't eat for 2 weeks your gut would disappear.
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Reply #61 - Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:32pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:16pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:00pm:
Bobby, back in 2008, I was a member of a local gym. I spent something like $400 for a year's membership. I did get a bit more fit. But, I hardly spent a great deal of time making myself use the equipment efficiently. I would ride my bike to the gym. I would sign in and do a few warm-up exercises. Then I would go to the bench press and do about 20 repetitions with 50kg. Then I would rest for a few minutes. Then I would put on another 10kg (if I felt willing and fit enough) and do up to 10 repetitions of 60kg.

There were a few fitness fanatic females in the gym. Some good-looking 50-year-old females with bodies like they were in their 30s. One girl there had to be about 25 to 30 years of age. She was very pretty and had the best legs I have seen on a woman in a long time. I was caught out by staff who saw me ogling the girl. They told me that I either start using the equipment or go and sit down somewhere and not hog the machines staring at other members.

Fitness models and female gym members will not sleep with you unless you show them results. Or a big bank account.



You need a gym instructor to show you what to do.
You don't have to look like Phil Heath to get the babes:

https://fitnessvolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/phil-heath-posing.jpg


With the amount of roids in Phil Heath, he'd be a good candidate for cancer, cardiovascular events and liver or kidney failure. These kind of bodybuilders tend to drop dead at an early age. For example, Rich Piana croaked at 45.
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Reply #62 - Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:36pm
 
Linus wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:32pm:
With the amount of roids in Phil Heath, he'd be a good candidate for cancer, cardiovascular events and liver or kidney failure. These kind of bodybuilders tend to drop dead at an early age. For example, Rich Piana croaked at 45.



Yes Phil Heath overdid the steroids - I think.


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Reply #63 - Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:38pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:27pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:19pm:
The best thing about me is that I have a youthful look for someone in their 40s. I still get hit on by women in their 20s who think that I am no older than 30. It is just the gut that gets in the way of me getting more action from them.



The gut is always a problem.
The only time I had a six pack gut was when
I was in my early 20s and working out every day.

You see - a gut is like the hump of a camel.
The camel stores its fat reserves in its hump but
we store that fat around our stomach.
It's actually not unhealthy - it served our ancestors to
let them live longer when there was a shortage of food.
We don't get those shortages these days as we can eat every day.
If you didn't eat for 2 weeks your gut would disappear.


I only finished the remainder of a bottle of scotch last night and I am not feeling very fat at all today. I recall a few hours after my last drink, I had 3 kiwi fruits, a vegemite sandwich, and a bowl of oatmeal. I do not recall washing down any diabetes medication with any water. So, somehow, I have had a night where I have lost weight.

I went for 10 days where I did not have any considerable amounts of sugar. Just the milk in my coffee and for my cereals. I had no junk food of any kind. Low-fat meals. I exercised most nights. I went from having a modest gut to a flat stomach in no time.
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Reply #64 - Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:43pm
 
Linus wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:32pm:
With the amount of roids in Phil Heath, he'd be a good candidate for cancer, cardiovascular events and liver or kidney failure. These kind of bodybuilders tend to drop dead at an early age. For example, Rich Piana croaked at 45.


I should not be saying this, but I have slept with 3 women who have had boyfriends who were gym junkies. One of the boyfriends turned out to be gay. The other two were into performance enhancers. I found out that the girls seemed to be "good girls". Whatever muscle enhancements steroids do for the guys' bodies, it does not do their dicks any favours.
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Reply #65 - Jul 1st, 2022 at 3:03pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:43pm:
Linus wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:32pm:
With the amount of roids in Phil Heath, he'd be a good candidate for cancer, cardiovascular events and liver or kidney failure. These kind of bodybuilders tend to drop dead at an early age. For example, Rich Piana croaked at 45.


I should not be saying this, but I have slept with 3 women who have had boyfriends who were gym junkies. One of the boyfriends turned out to be gay. The other two were into performance enhancers. I found out that the girls seemed to be "good girls". Whatever muscle enhancements steroids do for the guys' bodies, it does not do their dicks any favours.



Phil Heath probably has a little weenie like your thumb.   Grin
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Reply #66 - Jul 1st, 2022 at 4:40pm
 
Well, I know that if you take the wrong stuff in either a diet or supplement form, you can sustain penile atrophy. And if you have the right diet or supplements (medication), you can have a fuller erection. If I knew of the benefits of one product you could find in the supermarkets for $5 a bottle, I would probably have bought it every fortnight and drank it down consistently.
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Reply #67 - Jul 1st, 2022 at 4:41pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 3:03pm:
Phil Heath probably has a little weenie like your thumb.



do you often fantasize about mens wieners goober? Shocked
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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #68 - Jul 2nd, 2022 at 4:11pm
 
Bobby, when you hit rock bottom, don't keep digging.
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Reply #69 - Jul 2nd, 2022 at 11:12pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 2nd, 2022 at 4:11pm:
Bobby, when you hit rock bottom, don't keep digging.



That's good advice.
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Reply #70 - Dec 3rd, 2023 at 5:41pm
 
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Reply #71 - Dec 8th, 2023 at 4:34pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:
Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:
AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


Do you realise that the majority of sales in takeaway stores is from "fat people"? Regulars come in a couple times a week to some stores, or they vary the places that they consume takeaway food. If "fat people" (of which I am not sure how you would define the standard) were barred from buying takeaway food, sales at those businesses would fall considerably.
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Reply #72 - Dec 12th, 2023 at 10:05pm
 
Can a fatty be banned from an All you can Eat Restaurant,
like a Drunk is banned from Pubs?
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #73 - Dec 13th, 2023 at 3:14pm
 
Jasin wrote on Dec 12th, 2023 at 10:05pm:
Can a fatty be banned from an All you can Eat Restaurant,
like a Drunk is banned from Pubs?


A big eater might put the restaurant at a break even point for their "all you can eat" meals. A drunk might drink 3 or more times the amount of alcohol that a regular drinker drinks. The difference being is that a drunk keeps paying for the drinks to keep coming.
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