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Bam Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21905 Gender:	Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Dec 9^th, 2021 at 7:15am Shortage of urea, used to make diesel anti-pollution additive AdBlue, threatens to grind Australia to a halt, transport industry warns What is AdBlue and why could an international shortage bring Australia's economy to its knees?
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Grappler Racist Filth Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90397 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #1 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 8:36am Nitrous oxide and urea - sounds like a good mix.... home on the sheep's piss?
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21868 Gordon Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #2 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 8:59am China is taking the piss.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #3 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 9:11am Could a mining operation on the front lawn of Chez Gordon overcome this problem?
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21868 Gordon Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #4 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 10:00am Problem solved. Mongs members agreed to stop their golden shower parties for 1 day and now there's a urea glut. Well done, Mongs.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #5 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 11:47am Gordon wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 10:00am: Problem solved. Mongs members agreed to stop their golden shower parties for 1 day and now there's a urea glut. Well done, Mongs. Banana-fingers Haji Gordon can now dry out and dry up.
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Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport
Reply #6 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 11:50am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 11:47am:

Gordon wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 10:00am:

Problem solved.

Mongs members agreed to stop their golden shower parties for 1 day and now there's a urea glut.

Well done, Mongs.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon can now dry out and dry up.

Piss weak as usual.
Speaking of piss where is Monk, he's usual pissed by midday.

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Reply #7 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 12:11pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 11:50am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 11:47am:

Gordon wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 10:00am:

Problem solved.

Mongs members agreed to stop their golden shower parties for 1 day and now there's a urea glut.

Well done, Mongs.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon can now dry out and dry up.

Piss weak as usual.
Speaking of piss where is Monk, he's usual pissed by midday.

He is preparing himself to deliver Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's next free shower.

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lee Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21107 Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #8 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 12:12pm Australia has urea and also makes AdBlue.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #9 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 12:37pm lee wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 12:12pm: Australia has urea and also makes AdBlue. What are you waiting for lee? Get to it before Banana-fingers Haji Gordon dries off.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21868 Gordon Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #10 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 12:40pm Laugh will save us by sucking the fluid from Aussie's incontinence diapers. Remember to spit and not swallow.
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Jim Lahey Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2447 Lisa's Merc Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #11 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 1:07pm Valkie could supply all the Urea needed by attaching a hose to his pants which are constantly soaked with urine due to him being a wimp.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Urea shortage threatens diesel transport Reply #12 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 1:30pm Gordon wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 12:40pm: Laugh will save us by sucking the fluid from Aussie's incontinence diapers. Remember to spit and not swallow. After Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has had a jolly good suck in the Chez Gordon urea recycling room where mattresses are used for urea storage?
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Reply #13 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 1:33pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 1:30pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 12:40pm:

Laugh will save us by sucking the fluid from Aussie's incontinence diapers. Remember to spit and not swallow.

After Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has had a jolly good suck in the Chez Gordon urea recycling room where mattresses are used for urea storage?

LoL, try being original. Suck hard and Aussie will give you the adult diapers he makes his Indian cabbies wear so they can do a 72 hour shift with no toilet breaks.

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Reply #14 - Dec 9^th, 2021 at 1:38pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 1:33pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 1:30pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 9^th, 2021 at 12:40pm:

Laugh will save us by sucking the fluid from Aussie's incontinence diapers. Remember to spit and not swallow.

After Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has had a jolly good suck in the Chez Gordon urea recycling room where mattresses are used for urea storage?

LoL, try being original. Suck hard and Aussie will give you the adult diapers he makes his Indian cabbies wear so they can do a 72 hour shift with no toilet breaks.

Is Banana-fingers Haji Gordon relinquishing his right to first suck?

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has appointed super-suckers Valkie and Grappler to the board of Chez Gordon to improve the suck.

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