You're a schitt writer.

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Aug 18^th, 2020 at 11:20am:



Greggy has still proven that he's mentally ill.
He needs to show that post to a psychiatrist.

John Smith wrote on Aug 21^st, 2020 at 6:45pm:


I remember it quite well, even made a new non-mod name, Aussie didn't like it and harassed me to pick up the baton once more. So being the kind soul I am, I did, but he didn't like me not paying him the attention I did before, now he want's me gone and I've gone from the second best mod ever to the worst. Strange how things work, init, it seems his rating of mods is what he can get from them. At least his desire was granted and I won't do the above again while Aussie is here.

There is one thing though Mimo, that was not reneging, that was changing my mind after being shown I should. There was never any bet involved or going back on any promise. I did not say "I promise never to mod again". Gregg on the other hand has reneged twice.

So, do we have an "official" cause of death yet?

                            

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Aug 24^th, 2020 at 12:24pm:


Very, very strange.

It's almost as if he died from COVID-19 and it's all been covered up so as to avoid embarrassment (and a possible loss of votes in November) for Donald.

But we all know that Donald would never put his own political aspirations ahead of his own flesh and blood.

He loved his brother.

He was his "best friend", so they say.

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 24^th, 2020 at 1:55pm:


Ten minutes.

Boy, he must have really loved his brother.

Anyone know what he died from, by the way?

That's true, Greggery. Mr Trump's water-drinking explanation was a good one. He went into his drinking style, the size of the glass, his experience getting ties dry-cleaned - not cheap, believe me, French silk, and they can never get the stains out, no matter what they say, you end up having to throw them away.

Then there was his ramp-walking explanation, another classic. He had them build a mock-ramp for that, remember? Mr Trump demonstrated his ramp-walking technique (I'm sure he cheated - I bet he had rubber put on his soles). The fakers would love to see him trip, no? Great ratings.

Mr Trump remembers a time when the media respected their president, now the fake news just want a gotcha moment, so sad. The crowd booed. Some people love their president, right?

The crowd cheered. They want to make America great again.

We all do, Greggery. We want to see America become strong again - no more getting ripped off by the shithole countries, it's so unfair. America gives and gives, always helping everybody out, well what about America? Shouldn't they get something too? Mr Trump wanted to build a golf course in Scotland, you wouldn't believe all the crap he had to go through. Approvals for this and that, taxes, everybody with their hands out, and all because he wanted to do something great, give something back.

Mr Trump helps people all the time. He built two Trump Towers in Turkey. Istanbul, a great city, great people. He was going to build one in Moscow too, maybe Riadh. We'll have to wait and see what happens.

If the Europeans and the shithole countries want something out of America, they're going to have to give something back, it's that simple. Want Uncle to kick out your terrorists, give up the oil. Show some respect. Mr Trump turned his back on the Kurds so he could send the troops into Saudi Arabia. Their king gave him a gold medallion. Nice son too, him and Jared get on well. What did the Kurds ever do for Mr Trump?

Look, Mr Trump would have spent a bit longer at his brother's funeral, but he had to get back to Bedminster. He's running a golf course, you know - and a country.

He doesn't have time to stand around talking about losers.