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Jan 16th, 2020 at 11:16am
 
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Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man

Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police


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Reply #1 - Jan 16th, 2020 at 11:33am
 
What more proof do we need of the End Times?
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Reply #2 - Jan 16th, 2020 at 1:43pm
 
You mean he didn't try to breed with his wife in the first two weeks? C'mon Tongue
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Reply #3 - Jan 16th, 2020 at 5:41pm
 
Was his/her name Karnal?
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Reply #4 - Jan 16th, 2020 at 7:00pm
 
PZ547 wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 11:16am:
Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man



Grin Grin Grin Grin

that's actually funny

Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #5 - Jan 16th, 2020 at 7:09pm
 
He's not dumb but he can't understand why she........
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Reply #6 - Jan 16th, 2020 at 7:22pm
 
I betcha  that dirty black sheik was poohshooting his  trannie wife  but got busted so he had to make up a story.
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Reply #7 - Jan 16th, 2020 at 8:10pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
I betcha  that dirty black sheik was poohshooting his  trannie wife  but got busted so he had to make up a story.


It's never happened to you?

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Reply #8 - Jan 17th, 2020 at 12:42am
 
Jasin wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 1:43pm:
You mean he didn't try to breed with his wife in the first two weeks? C'mon Tongue


Too old? Sex is the devils tool to corrupt? Didn't look like a goat or camel? It does seem a bit strange.

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Reply #9 - Jan 17th, 2020 at 2:58am
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 8:10pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
I betcha  that dirty black sheik was poohshooting his  trannie wife  but got busted so he had to make up a story.


It's never happened to you?



Happens to you all the time eh? I'd believe it.
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Reply #10 - Jan 17th, 2020 at 8:08am
 
Setanta wrote on Jan 17th, 2020 at 12:42am:
Jasin wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 1:43pm:
You mean he didn't try to breed with his wife in the first two weeks? C'mon Tongue


Too old? Sex is the devils tool to corrupt? Didn't look like a goat or camel? It does seem a bit strange.


Ah yes, as that ancient Arab saying has it “ A woman for necessity, a boy for pleasure and a goat for ecstasy"
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Reply #11 - Jan 19th, 2020 at 6:54am
 
🤣🤣🤣

That is hilarious.
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Reply #12 - Jan 19th, 2020 at 8:22am
 
I forget the country it was in? Phillipines, Mexico, Hong Kong??

But a man was allowed instant Divorce from his new wife when he woke up on their honeymoon and found a complete stranger laying next to him. Shocked
Apparently his new wife had been wearing a mask of makeup since she knew him which - going by the before and after photographs presented to the judge, were completely different.
She was a horror-head without the make-up and not a bad sort when she had the make-up on.
The Judge sympathised with the man and saying that this is worse than waking up the next morning after a drunken night's pickup as being married means he can't really sneak out the door while she's asleep and blaming the alcohol.
He was awarded the divorce asap and the Judge advised the woman
"If you can't make it, don't fake it."
(which goes against the American Media efforts).
Apparently the woman was so ugly (naturally) that the barrister said he would rather take a kick in the balls than subjugate them to the likes of her.

Fake Blonde wives anyone? Huh Grin
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Reply #13 - Jan 19th, 2020 at 8:34am
 
John Smith wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 7:00pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 11:16am:
Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man



Grin Grin Grin Grin

that's actually funny

Grin Grin Grin Grin




funniest part is that it was 'only discovered' when his blushing bride was caught pinching a tv … and was frisked


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Reply #14 - Jan 19th, 2020 at 8:39am
 
Jasin wrote on Jan 19th, 2020 at 8:22am:
I forget the country it was in? Phillipines, Mexico, Hong Kong??

But a man was allowed instant Divorce from his new wife when he woke up on their honeymoon and found a complete stranger laying next to him. Shocked
Apparently his new wife had been wearing a mask of makeup since she knew him which - going by the before and after photographs presented to the judge, were completely different.
She was a horror-head without the make-up and not a bad sort when she had the make-up on.
The Judge sympathised with the man and saying that this is worse than waking up the next morning after a drunken night's pickup as being married means he can't really sneak out the door while she's asleep and blaming the alcohol.
He was awarded the divorce asap and the Judge advised the woman
"If you can't make it, don't fake it."
(which goes against the American Media efforts).
Apparently the woman was so ugly (naturally) that the barrister said he would rather take a kick in the balls than subjugate them to the likes of her.

Fake Blonde wives anyone? Huh Grin



similar to a case from korea (?) where a man married a very attractive woman and was apparently happy with the deal until the children emerged looking like gorgonzola

man was puzzled. Then somehow he learned his wife had undergone extensive facial surgery prior to their meeting

he sought divorce and it was granted

not funny, is it.  He was happy with her and her surgerified face

now there are ugly looking children who have to live 80 years with a father who's not happy with them and guess the ex wife isn't happy with any of it either

there are morals to the story involving superficiality, soullessness etc

hope the father gets rich and dies young so his rejected kids can afford to get surgery like their mum
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