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Re: Quick, need an antonym for "girth"
Reply #15 - Dec 15th, 2019 at 1:36pm
 
freediver wrote on Dec 15th, 2019 at 10:51am:
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Reply #16 - Dec 15th, 2019 at 11:11pm
 
Grappler Racist Filth wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 11:40am:
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"He was of a wide girth.. giant of  a man 'down there' .....and highly regarded in the gay community"




Are you saying we should rename one particular member as "Giant Bobby?"
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Reply #17 - Dec 15th, 2019 at 11:18pm
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 14th, 2019 at 8:01pm:
AiA wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 9:25am:
Gordon wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 8:12am:
Papadum.



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When Indian cabbies are trying to seduce a passenger they say yheir penis has the girth of a papadum.


You were Aussie's passenger?
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Re: Quick, need an antonym for "girth"
Reply #18 - Dec 16th, 2019 at 1:53pm
 
Skinny people, Fattys and in between all have a girth. There's no antonym.
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Re: Quick, need an antonym for "girth"
Reply #19 - Dec 16th, 2019 at 4:28pm
 
In my world, its called waist circumference.   Smiley
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Re: Quick, need an antonym for "girth"
Reply #20 - Dec 16th, 2019 at 4:33pm
 
Setanta wrote on Dec 14th, 2019 at 8:18pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 14th, 2019 at 8:01pm:
AiA wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 9:25am:
Gordon wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 8:12am:
Papadum.



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When Indian cabbies are trying to seduce a passenger they say yheir penis has the girth of a papadum.


I don't know what to say! Are Aussie papadums more or less endowed? You know, girth wise. The damn things I buy here end up 4" across after the hot oil treatment.

I think I have a new "papadum" enlargement product but it will take a brave and dedicated man to go the distance. I'll pay $2 an hour for test subjects.

Respondent: Oh my goodness gracious, please sahib, my family, it needs this... Well, they also need the money but to swell up like a papadum! We will sell kidneys, livers, hearts... anything, make my family happy.



Aussie's papadum?
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Re: Quick, need an antonym for "girth"
Reply #21 - Dec 16th, 2019 at 6:02pm
 
What's a  papadum?
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Re: Quick, need an antonym for "girth"
Reply #22 - Dec 16th, 2019 at 6:11pm
 
ChrisP wrote on Dec 16th, 2019 at 6:02pm:
What's a  papadum?



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Reply #23 - Dec 16th, 2019 at 6:20pm
 
YUK!
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Re: Quick, need an antonym for "girth"
Reply #24 - Dec 16th, 2019 at 9:21pm
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 16th, 2019 at 4:33pm:
Setanta wrote on Dec 14th, 2019 at 8:18pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 14th, 2019 at 8:01pm:
AiA wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 9:25am:
Gordon wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 8:12am:
Papadum.



No ʇᴉɥs?


When Indian cabbies are trying to seduce a passenger they say yheir penis has the girth of a papadum.


I don't know what to say! Are Aussie papadums more or less endowed? You know, girth wise. The damn things I buy here end up 4" across after the hot oil treatment.

I think I have a new "papadum" enlargement product but it will take a brave and dedicated man to go the distance. I'll pay $2 an hour for test subjects.

Respondent: Oh my goodness gracious, please sahib, my family, it needs this... Well, they also need the money but to swell up like a papadum! We will sell kidneys, livers, hearts... anything, make my family happy.



Aussie's papadum?


"Get in my cab and I'll show you my padadum."
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