Oh the Donald definitely did not get as many votes
And yet he still won the game
Imagine you are watching a football final
And one team has all the possession
They have the ball in their hands most of the time
They have all the crowd behind them cheering
And yet they don't convert that into scoreboard tally
And the other team are starved of possession
But through brilliant strategy
And especially
Paying attention
They convert every opportunity 2A score
And emerge victorious
That's a story of glory
Trump story is only more glorious taking into account that he did not win the popular vote
Clinton story is even more of a failure taking into account that she won the popular vote
But left her supporters in a state of emotional distress
She did not pay attention
she went to the wrong suburbs of Florida and preached her identity politics to the Mexicans and African Americans
She was paying so little attention she did not realise that the real Americans in other suburbs would decide the vote
She thought she was home and hosed in Massachusetts and did not bother to campaign there. This is an example of wilful blindness
The Donald paid attention
And conducted his campaign with surgical precision
This alone proves the Donald is far from the babbling buffoon
That the left portray him as
He hijacked the republican party against their will
He strategically paid attention to where he needed to campaign
And here emerged glorious and holding the trophy and the keys to the oval office at the end
A story worth studying for at least 10 years
Now the Donald realises he is a rich fat and lazy man in some ways
So how can he get another 4 years
The Donald has put his supercomputer of a brain to work
He has taunted the left and forced them to play identity politics
And hand over their party to the radical activists
Now the Donald has strategically maneuvered himself
So that he will come up against Pocahontas
Crazy Bernie
Or sleepy Joe
I think the Donald must have a good giggle to himself at night in bed
About how the democratic party has become putty in his hands
First he takes over the republican party
Now he appears to have taken over the democratic party
Has there ever been any one so persuasive and dominant
And for all the undecided voters
He's just so damned entertaining
No one will want him to go at the end of the year
They love the big fella
They love his stand-up comedy and his wit.
Can you imagine crazy Bernie Pocahontas or sleepy joe doing stand up comedy
Mr Trump is the first president not to speak at the Annual Press Correspondent's Dinner. Why?
Because you have to give a self-lampooning speech. Don't do it, sir.
That's the only advice Mr Trump's ever taken from his aides.
Don't even try to do comedy.