I'm lucky, I've never had a speeding ticket or even a parking ticket.
The closest I got to any trouble was when I was a "P" plate driver in the city (Melbourne) I followed a truck through an intersection just after the lights changed to green - but it must have been a
very short cycle, because I was pulled over by a "cop on the beat" for going through a yellow light.
I actually couldn't see the yellow light because of the truck.
Anyway, it was a little funny because I had to drive along at walking pace with a cop walking beside me in the middle of the city looking for a place to pull over... there was a long section of "No standing" zones just after the intersection.
When I finally pulled over, the cop asked me what I thought he was pulling me over for.
I said I wasn't sure, why did you officer?
He said I was going through a yellow light to which I replied that I was actually unsighted at that moment because of the truck but even if I had seen the yellow light, I reckon I would have caused a blockage to the intersection if I had tried to stop.
He let me off with a verbal warning.