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Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:14pm
 
As usual it won't be hard for me as I drink so infrequently.

Maybe a few other Ozpollers should give it a try.

Any volunteers or nominations?
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Reply #1 - Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm
 
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.
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Reply #2 - Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.


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Reply #3 - Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:26pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.

I did six months last year.  I still have five in credit.
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Reply #4 - Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:35pm
 
I nominate... Not me. If July was too dry she might chafe a bit and I would not inflict that upon her.


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Reply #5 - Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:42pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:
I nominate... Not me. If July was too dry she might chafe a bit and I would not inflict that upon her.




Especially if two fingers are involved.

You're off the hook for July,  but I'm coming after you for Movember
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Reply #6 - Jun 22nd, 2018 at 9:56pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:42pm:
Setanta wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:
I nominate... Not me. If July was too dry she might chafe a bit and I would not inflict that upon her.




Especially if two fingers are involved.

You're off the hook for July,  but I'm coming after you for Movember


You just want me to look like I'm having a great time on a Sunni day.
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Reply #7 - Jun 22nd, 2018 at 10:02pm
 
Well that should be easy!
Afterall, I've abstained from sex for 7 years
...now that's a 'hard' act to follow  Wink Cheesy
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #8 - Jun 22nd, 2018 at 10:15pm
 
Jasin wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 10:02pm:
Well that should be easy!
Afterall, I've abstained from sex for 7 years
...now that's a 'hard' act to follow  Wink Cheesy


No, it just needs women to deny you. Incel.

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Re: Dry July
Reply #9 - Jun 23rd, 2018 at 3:46am
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:14pm:
As usual it won't be hard for me as I drink so infrequently.

Maybe a few other Ozpollers should give it a try.

Any volunteers or nominations?


Dry next 6 months, more like it. Then a dry year after that.
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At this stage...
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Reply #10 - Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:03am
 
Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.

Well done Bobby you've taken the high road again and proven everyone wrong  Wink Wink
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Re: Dry July
Reply #11 - Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:51am
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:42pm:
Setanta wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:
I nominate... Not me. If July was too dry she might chafe a bit and I would not inflict that upon her.




Especially if two fingers are involved.

You're off the hook for July,  but I'm coming after you for Movember


Are you allowed to cheat and get a head start?  I hate moustaches, always thought blokes who grew them were somewhat weird, but I might give it a go this year.
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Re: Dry July
Reply #12 - Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:52am
 
DonDeeHippy wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:03am:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.

Well done Bobby you've taken the high road again and proven everyone wrong  Wink Wink


From age 16 to about 45 I didn't drink, so I've got a lot in credit..... (hic)....

Improve your quality of life - stop drinking and become really depressed....
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“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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Re: Dry July
Reply #13 - Jun 23rd, 2018 at 9:42am
 
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:52am:
DonDeeHippy wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:03am:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.

Well done Bobby you've taken the high road again and proven everyone wrong  Wink Wink


From age 16 to about 45 I didn't drink, so I've got a lot in credit..... (hic)....

Improve your quality of life - stop drinking and become really depressed....


So you were a bit of a boozer when you were 15?
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Re: Dry July
Reply #14 - Jun 23rd, 2018 at 10:14am
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.




It was a joke -
we know that it's impossible.
The question is -
does Monk wake up every morning with the DTs?
You know - shaking hands.
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