Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 28
th, 2018 at 9:51pm:
Mobile Army Surgical Hospital and Faceless Goats.... hmmmm.
"Hawkeye - I've been meaning to talk to you..."
"What about, Colonel Potter...?"
"That goat you've got in your tent.... now I'm not one to draw hasty conclusions, but somehow it seems to me that thing is a little bit sweet on you!"
"Oh - just a case of kid love without the kid gloves, Colonel."
"Very funny, Hawkeye, but stop making eyes at that thing in front of the nurses.. you might make some of them feel jealous."
"Of a goat? Wow - I had no idea I was that popular with the nurses, though some of them look like goats...... At least I'm not making an ass of myself."
"I've been meaning to talk to Major Burns about that mule, too ... what in the Sam Hill....?"
"Attention.. attention - incoming wounded..."
Yes. It's a Mobile, Stationary, Medical, Military, Religious, Political, Sporting, Mathematical, Scientific, Artistic, Spiritual, Aquatic, Land Farm, Conservational, Culinary (Mess Tent), etc, etc ....unit (er, or is that 'units'?

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