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Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing?
Reply #15 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:19pm

Marla wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:17pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:16pm:

Will you be going to Walmart's to buy prezzies for your local weed supplier?

That makes zero sense, Herbie. All the weed suppliers in this state have enough money to buy out the Walmart empire if they wanted to.

Aren't they mostly Mexicans Marla?

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing? Reply #16 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:20pm Meanwhile ... Enjoy!
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Reply #17 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:21pm

"Through the years we all will be together, if the fates allow.

Hang a shining star upon the highest place.

So have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

So have yourself a merry little Christmas now

If that doesn't want to make put a gun to your head, I don't know what will. That's not "joyous," it's capitalist fascism.

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing? Reply #18 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:21pm Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:20pm: Meanwhile ... Enjoy! I'm imagining the lady in the vid is Marla Herb.
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Marla Gold Member Offline I really hate you Posts: 12868 Colorado Gender:	Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing? Reply #19 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:22pm Mr Hammer wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:19pm: Aren't they mostly Mexicans Marla? Worse. Fat Texuuns and rude, entitled Californians who throw their trash all over the place.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing? Reply #20 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:22pm That vids ace!!!
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Marla Gold Member Offline I really hate you Posts: 12868 Colorado Gender:	Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing? Reply #21 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:24pm
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing? Reply #22 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:26pm Marla wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:22pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:19pm: Aren't they mostly Mexicans Marla? Worse. Fat Texuuns and rude, entitled Californians who throw their trash all over the place. Come to Australia. It will put the life back into you. We party down here.
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Marla Gold Member Offline I really hate you Posts: 12868 Colorado Gender:	Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing? Reply #23 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:31pm Mr Hammer wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:26pm: Come to Australia. It will put the life back into you. We party down here. I can never go to Australia. I might end up starting a war or something.
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Reply #24 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:31pm

Marla wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:21pm:

If that doesn't want to make put a gun to your head, I don't know what will. That's not "joyous," it's capitalist fascism.

How the hell do you get to sleep at night with all that sh*t stirring in your brain?

You need to be de-culted by a professional ~ maybe even lobotomized with a screw-driver pushed up your nose and stirred vigorously in the prefrontal lobe.

Have you thought of becoming another Bonnie and Clyde? You seem to have the personality for it.

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Reply #25 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:34pm

Marla wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:31pm:

I can never go to Australia. I might end up starting a war or something.

Before you even got out of the plane the sniffer-dogs in Customs would be going ballistic. The aroma of weed wafting off you probably has an effective radius of at least a 100 yards.

In fact your fellow passengers would be high as kites by the time they'd crossed the Pacific with you for that 11 hour flight or whatever it is.

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Reply #26 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:37pm

Herbie, Christmas music is nothing more than a ultra-multi-cultural phenomenon that is an unforeseen but entirely wonderful consequence of imperialism and coca-globalization.

I blame Christmas music from everything from teenagepregnancy to satanism and gun crime and Trump. Christmas default modus operandi is the promotion of the bland - and the placing of all those annoyingly promiscuous little muso buggerers BACK in the correct (and ever so neatly labelled) little ethnic boxes.

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Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing?
Reply #27 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:39pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:34pm:

Marla wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:31pm:

I can never go to Australia. I might end up starting a war or something.

Before you even got out of the plane the sniffer-dogs in Customs would be going ballistic. The aroma of weed wafting off you probably has an effective radius of at least a 100 yards.

In fact your fellow passengers would be high as kites by the time they'd crossed the Pacific with you for that 11 hour flight or whatever it is.

The sniffer dog would drop dead of an overdose.

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Reply #28 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:44pm

Marla wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:37pm:

Herbie, Christmas music is nothing more than a ultra-multi-cultural phenomenon that is an unforeseen but entirely wonderful consequence of imperialism and coca-globalization.

I blame Christmas music from everything from teenagepregnancy to satanism and gun crime and Trump. Christmas default modus operandi is the promotion of the bland - and the placing of all those annoyingly promiscuous little muso buggerers BACK in the correct (and ever so neatly labelled) little ethnic boxes.

You see? You can be funny when you try hard enough.

Take it from me ~ life is way, WAY too short to tangle yourself up in all sorts of ideological angst and grievances over those things you can't change.

I think it might be time you pulled up stakes in Colorado and moved to a beach-side resort in California or Florida. You can always arrange to have your dope sent to you on a regular basis.

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: Why Is Christmas Music So Depressing? Reply #29 - Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:46pm Mr Hammer wrote on Dec 7^th, 2017 at 1:39pm: The sniffer dog would drop dead of an overdose. Or become addicted and start sniffing up the coke and chewing on the weed in Customs before these could be held as evidence. A twist on the dog ate my homework.
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