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Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer
Apr 10^th, 2017 at 5:59pm

Suffer the 16 longest seconds of your life watching Bill Shorten try to scull a schooner

VIDEO: Shorty done in by a beer

After a whopping 16 seconds spent nursing it down his gullet with all the speed of a glacier, Bill Shorten finally managed to put away a single schooner of lager yesterday, Junkee reports.

In a world where the consumption of an onion stops a nation and world record holding beer scullers take office, this is just not good enough.

More tax paid in this beer Shorten sculled then paid by entire offshore gas industry

Red faced, teary eyed and as still as the grave, Bill Shorten has revealed a major shortcoming in his non-existent ability to scull a beer.

While the unstoppable, outlandish and utterly legendary Bob Hawke managed to knock back a pint in 11 seconds at the cricket, Shorten takes a painstaking 16 seconds to do the same with a schooner.

Plus, I never thought I’d say the words, but this made me miss Tony Abbott. At least he was good entertainment.

http://hhhhappy.com/suffer-the-16-longest-seconds-of-your-life-watching-bill-sho...

And Shorty is even weirder insulting a hot dog

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Reply #1 - Apr 10^th, 2017 at 6:05pm

It's a good thing Shorty didn't insult Bob Hawke's new brew.

Bill Shorten Took 16 Seconds To Down A Beer; Bob Hawke Would Be Deeply Unimpressed
by TOM CLIFT 9 APRIL 2017

Glug Glug splutter coff coff burp!!!!

Earlier this week, Malcolm Turnbull shocked and appalled the nation after turning down a sausage sizzle sausage. “What kind of man, what kind of true blue, fair dinkum Aussie would refuse a tasty snag?” we all asked ourselves. Somewhere, a koala fell out of a tree, stone dead.

The Snag That Stopped A Nation: A Brief Guide To Malcolm Turnbull's Career Ending Blunder

Keen, it would seem, to capitalise on Turnbull’s blunder, Bill Shorten has spent most of his week touring rural towns affected by Cyclone Debbie, campaigning against cuts to penalty rates and doing his best to seem like a dinky die top bloke. And what’s more dinky die top blokey than sculling a beer? If there’s one thing Australian’s love even more than scarfing down sausages, it’s casually abusing our bodies with alcohol.

On Tuesday evening at the Blackwater Hotel in northern Queensland, Shorten was filmed demolishing a schooner of beer. Although I use the word ‘demolishing’ fairly loosely, since it took him more that 16 seconds to do so.

Look, 16 seconds is by no means disgraceful, but it’s not going to inspire punters at the ballot box, either. Bob Hawke is still necking them faster than that, and he’s in his late eighties. Point is, you’re never going to get a beer named after you with a performance like that Bill. That’s all I’m saying.

http://junkee.com/bill-shorten-took-16-seconds-beer-bob-hawke-deeply-unimpressed...

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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 17285 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer Reply #2 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 9:06am It was probably XXXX, that would explain it.
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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 23249 ACT Gender:	Re: Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer Reply #3 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 9:14am All sizzle no sausage Malcontent!
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Reply #4 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 9:23am

Juliar, i do believe Mr Shortens forehead is getting bigger.
i would recommend a skull xray to check for any abnormalities.
he may not fit in a normal xray unit but my local vet has a unit that can do big horses heads so he should be right to have the test done there.

while he is having his test , i could read him some inspirational personal development stuff to try and get him moving up in the world. as a member of the noble right , i feel obligated to help this "lost sheep"

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Prime Minister for Canyons Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 26906 Canberra Gender:	Re: Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer Reply #5 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 10:13am I am glad juliar you are focusing on the big issues.
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stunspore Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5097 Gender:	Re: Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer Reply #6 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 10:47am Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Apr 11^th, 2017 at 10:13am: I am glad juliar you are focusing on the big issues. Juliar doing all she can to throw up distractions to cover up for coalition's continuous failings. More garbage threads from garbage troll. Every time.
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Reply #7 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 10:48am

aquascoot wrote on Apr 11^th, 2017 at 9:23am:

Juliar, i do believe Mr Shortens forehead is getting bigger.
i would recommend a skull xray to check for any abnormalities.
he may not fit in a normal xray unit but my local vet has a unit that can do big horses heads so he should be right to have the test done there.

while he is having his test , i could read him some inspirational personal development stuff to try and get him moving up in the world. as a member of the noble right , i feel obligated to help this "lost sheep"

Smell the fear

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juliar Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 22966	Re: Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer Reply #8 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 10:49am Aqua, you don't think Frankenstein foreheaded Shorty is getting a swelled head ? Maybe he is doing too much pooch smooching with that Goddamn ugly dog with the squashed in head
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Reply #9 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 11:01am

aquascoot wrote on Apr 11^th, 2017 at 9:23am:

Juliar, i do believe Mr Shortens forehead is getting bigger.
i would recommend a skull xray to check for any abnormalities.
he may not fit in a normal xray unit but my local vet has a unit that can do big horses heads so he should be right to have the test done there.

while he is having his test , i could read him some inspirational personal development stuff to try and get him moving up in the world. as a member of the noble right , i feel obligated to help this "lost sheep"

You could start by not taking the low road and making a complete dickhead of yourself???

Huh

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Reply #10 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 11:14am

stunspore wrote on Apr 11^th, 2017 at 10:47am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Apr 11^th, 2017 at 10:13am:

I am glad juliar you are focusing on the big issues.

Juliar doing all she can to throw up distractions to cover up for coalition's continuous failings.

More garbage threads from garbage troll. Every time.

yeah reminds us of the budgie smugglers...how many threads on that.. Grin

Bills looking his age these days.

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Reply #11 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 11:18am

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 11^th, 2017 at 11:01am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 11^th, 2017 at 9:23am:

Juliar, i do believe Mr Shortens forehead is getting bigger.
i would recommend a skull xray to check for any abnormalities.
he may not fit in a normal xray unit but my local vet has a unit that can do big horses heads so he should be right to have the test done there.

while he is having his test , i could read him some inspirational personal development stuff to try and get him moving up in the world. as a member of the noble right , i feel obligated to help this "lost sheep"

You could start by not taking the low road and making a complete dickhead of yourself???

Huh

bill is in "low vibration energy".
he eats bad food, i doubt he exercises, he tends to complain a lot, he seems ungrateful for the marvellous achievements of australian business and wants to team up with unions in always whining and being a bit sooky .
he tells people that he identifies with their "rough little lives" rather then tell them they live in the land of opportunity.

all in all, he sends all the wrong messages.

someone in "low vibration" wouldnt be able to hear a positive motivational and inspirational story of self improvement. they have made an identity out of failure.

people have a set point for where they see themselves at.
bill vibes with failure , he is a living failure, and since the majority of the electorate are pretty mediocre, they will vibe with bill.

i could never get thru to them...they are simply lost and they will live mediocre lives and if you try to show them a bigger picture for themselves, they will feel threatened and go on the attack. they "deserve" a leader like bill and i'm sure thats what they will be getting.
you dont attract what you want, you attract what you are.
mediocrity and failure are the norm buddy.

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juliar Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 22966	Re: Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer Reply #12 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 11:20am *Ghouls, Frankenstein Forehead Shorten is at your service.* Wonder if the chemist can give something to stop me coffin ?
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juliar Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 22966	Re: Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer Reply #13 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 11:31am Geez he looks crook. Do you think it is terminal ? The bulging Frankenstein forehead looks like a Venetian blind. Gasp rattle croak!!!
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rhino Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17179 Gender:	Re: Extra! Shorty can't handle a hotdog OR a beer Reply #14 - Apr 11^th, 2017 at 11:31am Setanta wrote on Apr 11^th, 2017 at 9:06am: It was probably XXXX, that would explain it. if it was, to his credit he finally managed to drink it all.
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