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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Shortarse burns his nuts Reply #15 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:08pm burning nuts anyone????...
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Baronvonrort Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20346 Gender:	Re: Shortarse burns his nuts Reply #16 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:08pm John Smith wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:05pm: Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:03pm: We will probably need an electron microscope to diagnose the damage to his nuts. maybe he can use yours? I don't have one but I hear your doctor needed one for your circumcision
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Reply #17 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:09pm

John Smith wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:04pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:56pm:

Dear John,

Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link

Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street."

so I'll ask again, what highway?

I don't know what "highway" ... have now changed it to "street". Happy now? Roll Eyes

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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: Shortarse burns his nuts Reply #18 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:12pm bugger off, taxi driver. read the OP again. Cease and desist being a PITA.
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Reply #19 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:28pm

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:09pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:04pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:56pm:

Dear John,

Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link

Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street."

so I'll ask again, what highway?

I don't know what "highway" ... have now changed it to "street". Happy now? Roll Eyes

Sure, and, as Mr Smith has pointed out....you lied. Nothing new.

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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: Shortarse burns his nuts Reply #20 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:41pm ....and in BREAKING NEWS...Clara Bell had her curls straightened.
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Reply #21 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:54pm

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:28pm:

Driving down the "local street" on his way "home" with a HOT black coffee in hand ..........

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

What a dimwit.

I guess nobody was there with their Mobile. This might do though. Grin

http://images.smh.com.au/2014/12/02/6048601/vd-shorten-funnyface.jpg

lol @ that pic..

i'd have loved to have seen a Breatho done..

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Reply #22 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:08pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:54pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:28pm:

Driving down the "local street" on his way "home" with a HOT black coffee in hand ..........

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

What a dimwit.

I guess nobody was there with their Mobile. This might do though. Grin

http://images.smh.com.au/2014/12/02/6048601/vd-shorten-funnyface.jpg

lol @ that pic..

i'd have loved to have seen a Breatho done..

........it was a Sunday morning.

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Reply #23 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:20pm

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Federal Opposition Leader Bill Shorten crashed into a number of parked cars after spilling hot coffee in his lap while driving in Melbourne on Sunday morning, his office has confirmed.

Mr Shorten's office said the Labor leader was driving in the suburb of Carlton when he sideswiped two vehicles.

He was driving his late mother's car at the time.

Mr Shorten is now dealing with insurance claims in relation to the damage.

A spokesman for Victoria Police said there was no official report of an incident matching that description.

He said under Victorian law if no-one was injured, people could exchange details without making a police report.

The crash was first raised publicly by an anonymous caller to Melbourne commercial radio station 3AW who said they came across a "quite a prominent Opposition politician" in the aftermath of an accident.

"On Sunday morning I was doing some gardening, heard a loud bang," the caller said.

"Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street."

"[I] noticed the gentlemen who got out of his car quite shaken.

"I asked him what happened? He spilt a short black on his lap and wrote off his car."

The ABC has not been able to verify the account.

So he crashed his Late Mother's car ... no problem then. His Mother died earlier this year, apparently. So he was driving along on a SUNDAY morning (just back from Mass, perhaps) sucking on a HOT black coffee ......... then suddenly

Grin

Poor Billy, burned his balls. Grin

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Reply #24 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:23pm

Aussie wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:28pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:09pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:04pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:56pm:

Dear John,

Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link

Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street."

so I'll ask again, what highway?

I don't know what "highway" ... have now changed it to "street". Happy now? Roll Eyes

Sure, and, as Mr Smith has pointed out....you lied. Nothing new.

street,road,highway....

Isn't it funny how pretend lawyers like peccahead and the taxi driver get all worked up over trivial details.

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Reply #25 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:26pm

Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:08pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:05pm:

Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:03pm:

We will probably need an electron microscope to diagnose the damage to his nuts.

maybe he can use yours?

I don't have one but I hear your doctor needed one for your circumcision

true ... the one he had was unusable as he had already used it to remove your clitoris

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #26 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:26pm

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:09pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:04pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:56pm:

Dear John,

Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link

Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street."

so I'll ask again, what highway?

I don't know what "highway" ... have now changed it to "street". Happy now? Roll Eyes

thankyou

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: Shortarse burns his nuts Reply #27 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:32pm .
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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: Shortarse burns his nuts Reply #28 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:33pm Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:32pm: Arsie ALWAYS lies. He knows how to get MURDERERS off by lying. He thinks the guy who murdered Daniel Morcombe is INNOCENT. Arsie is a disgusting creep.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39695 Gender:	Re: Shortarse burns his nuts Reply #29 - Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:36pm Quote: Arsie ALWAYS lies. He knows how to get MURDERERS off by lying. He thinks the guy who murdered Daniel Morcombe is INNOCENT. Arsie is a disgusting creep. You are being quite personally abusive there Neferti....and .... let's just allow the rest to go through to the 'keeper.
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