President Assad (who is bad) is a nasty guy who got so nasty his people rebelled and the Rebels (who are good) started winning.

But then some of the rebels turned a bit nasty and are now called Islamic State (who are definitely bad) and some continued to support democracy (who are still good).

So the Americans (who are good) started bombing Islamic State (who are bad) and giving arms to the Syrian Rebels (who are good) so they could fight Assad (who is still bad) which was good.

By the way, there is a breakaway state in the north run by the Kurds who want to fight IS
(which is a good thing) but the Turkish authorities think they are bad, so we have to say they are bad whilst secretly thinking they're good and giving them guns to fight IS (which is good) but that is another matter.

Getting back to Syria. President Putin (bad, as he invaded Crimea and the Ukraine and killed lots of folks including that nice Russian man in London with polonium) has decided to back Assad (who is still bad) by attacking IS (who are also bad) which is sort of a good thing?

But Putin (still bad) thinks the Syrian Rebels (who are good) are also bad, and so he bombs them too, much to the annoyance of the Americans (who are good) who are busy backing and arming the rebels (who are also good).

Now Iran (who used to be bad, but now they have agreed not to build any nuclear weapons and bomb Israel are now good) are going to provide ground troops to support Assad (still bad) as are the Russians (bad) who now have ground troops and aircraft in Syria.

So a Coalition of Assad (still bad) Putin (extra bad) and the Iranians (good, but in a bad sort of way) are going to attack IS (who are bad) which is a good thing, but also the Syrian Rebels (who are good) which is bad.

Now the British (obviously good, except Corbyn who is probably bad) and the Americans (also good) cannot attack Assad (still bad) for fear of upsetting Putin (bad) and Iran (good / bad) and now they have to accept that Assad might not be that bad after all compared to IS (who are super bad).

So Assad (bad) is now probably good, being better than IS (no real choice there) and since Putin and Iran are also fighting IS that may now make them good. America (still good) will find it hard to arm a group of rebels being attacked by the Russians for fear of upsetting Mr Putin (now good) and that mad ayatollah in Iran (also good) and so they may be forced to say that the Rebels are now bad, or at the very least abandon them to their fate. This will lead most of them to flee to Turkey and on to Europe or join IS (still the only constantly bad group).

To Sunni Muslims, an attack by Shia Muslims (Assad and Iran) backed by Russians will be seen as something of a Holy War, and the ranks of IS will now be seen by the Sunnis as the only Jihadis fighting in the Holy War and hence many Muslims will now see IS as good (doh!).

Sunni Muslims will also see the lack of action by Britain and America in support of their Sunni rebel brothers as something of a betrayal (might have a point) and hence we will be seen as bad.

So now we have America (now bad) and Britain (also bad) providing limited support to Sunni Rebels (bad) many of whom are looking to IS (good / bad) for support against Assad (now good) who, along with Iran (also good) and Putin (also, now, unbelievably, good ) are attempting to retake the country Assad used to run before all this started?

I hope that this clears it all up for you.

Weigh it up I suppose- Assad or a group that kills or enslaves anybody who isn't a radical Sunni Islamist.

Aussie wrote on Nov 11^th, 2015 at 3:56pm:
So we should sit back while Christians , gays, Shites etc etc are being murdered and a terrorist group that wants us dead gets more powerful to threaten us in the future??

Aussie wrote on Nov 11^th, 2015 at 4:05pm:
What about making it safe so 100,000's of people can go home. Last time I looked they were becoming our problem. So we are involved.

Aussie wrote on Nov 11^th, 2015 at 4:18pm:
I didn't create anything. I didn't ever back the idea of invading Iraq or Afghanistan. A bunch of powerful people are the only ones responsible. Something has to be done about the mess we are in now though.

Aussie wrote on Nov 11^th, 2015 at 4:48pm:
So powerful people do what they want and I'm somehow to blame?? I don't mind people smuggling being stopped though . That's one thing they have accomplished that I agree with. It was the least thing our leaders could do after the mess Labor made.

Aussie wrote on Nov 11^th, 2015 at 5:08pm:
Sorry Bud, I didn't do anything. If you want to feel guilty about what happened then go ahead. I just work and pay taxes.

double plus good wrote on Nov 11^th, 2015 at 5:11pm:



Exactly.