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LifeOrDeath Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1548	Ozpol Parody Songs Aug 9^th, 2015 at 4:58am Ozpol Parody songs is where you take a song and create new lyrics to go with it. Post the youtube with the words underneath so we can all have a sing along. I'll go first. Cheers
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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #1 - Aug 9^th, 2015 at 4:59am

To the tune of Duncan

I'd love to share the fear with Gandy
I'd love to share the fear with Gand.
We'd fear the western nations
And he'd always ever ever eat Halal food
We'd drink at the Islamic Centre
Where the atmosphere is great
I love share the fear with Gandy
'Cause Mohammeds his date, yeah

I'd love to shed a tear with Karnal
I'd love to shed a tear with Karn.
We'd search for that blood-y matty
And it doesn't really matter if he wears his dress
We'd search at the town of Mosoul
Where the muslims are so great
I love to shed a tear with Karnal
'Cause Karnal's not straight, mm-mm-mm

I'd love to have a beer with Wally
Oh I'd love to have a beer with Wal.
We'd smoke his islammic hookah
As he packs it tight, with some hoochy min.
We smoke at the back of the dunnies
at the local muslim mosque
I love to have a beer with Wally
'Cause Wally's a toss

I love to have a sook with Hot Breath
I love to have a sook with Hot
We'd watch his irritation
It wouldn't really matter if he cracked a fat
We'd whinge in the Town and Country
Where the muslims are irate
I love to have a beer with Hot-tee
'Cause Hot Breaths Irate - Change key

I love to have a cry with John Smith
I love to have a cry with John
We'd cry for the muslim nation
And watch his kids sook in the resturant
We moan about any righty
With his brain in an old beer jug
I love to have cry with John Smith
'Cause John Smiths a mug

I love to have a beer with Diver
Oh I love to have a beer with Free.
Fight-ing Islam-i-sation
And we'd bloody well forever get rollin' drunk
We drink at the German Boozer
Where the bartenders are great
I love to have a beer with Diver
'Cause He's a blind mate
I love to have a beer with Diver
Cause Diver's ornate

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There is no evidence of the existence of a muslim,mohammed,or quran until 60 years after mohammed was supposed to have died. Grin

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CopperNode Road
Reply #2 - Aug 9^th, 2015 at 7:25am

CopperNode Road

To the tune of Copperhead Road

Well my name's Anon Fre-Div-Orr
No I'm not matty he was shown the door

You'll only ever see an, Aussie round here
Talkin loads of schit, with no halal beer

You'll find a hundred million posts, and thats just fine
Setting muslims straight, so they toe the line

The others are the lefties, and they love to post
they are clocking up the ads with everything they have
Gregs on board and his blowing his load
he never came back to sanity road

Now Matty did a muslim, with a big fat post
He became a ghost in the Muslims Lodge

Now if you post shyte, and your not on their side
be shocked when called matty, and show Aussie pride

Well aussies dove right in, tore the muslims down
ripping them a new one with a rumblin sound

Then gandalf came around in the middle of the night
started frigin cryin that something wasn't right

He was fumin after readin starting to blow his load
you could hear him banning posters down insanity road

It bought a tear all that posting, the very next day
Did Muslim posts first, and got them squared away

I did two tours of duty in that muslim land
Yadda came right in, with his scriptures on hand

I can see the fibre rollout, its taking its toll
Death Rides a horse just got Copper Down his Road

Well Death Rides a Horse cracked a Fat in the Air
He posted screaming its not fast over there

He never learnt a thing from ol' Chalie Hebo
It served him right, he got Copper down his Road

CopperNode Road
CopperNode Road
CopperNode Road

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Diver Struck
Reply #3 - Aug 9^th, 2015 at 10:38am

Diver Struck

To the tune of Thunderstruck

Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah,
Diver, Diver, Diver, Diver

I was taught, There was fish outside my fish tank
Diver

On E-Bay, Got a Rod, there was no turning back
Diver

My rod raced, A big cod, what should I do
Diver

So I pulled, on the fish, a strong tug or two
Diver

Flexed all my Guns, Held back a fart
The reels got the runs, started to fart

You've been, Diver Struck

Sailed down the causeway
Got my fish net, then went to town

Ripped through my fishnet, my fishnet, nearly was gone
It had some gas

This fish is, pull-ing my line
Hit my crown jewels
It Played me a fool
Oh, Oh, its, its, tugging my line

It must be Japanese
Hey come in here yes please
Yeah this cods, locked on my line
You've been

Diver Struck, Diver Struck
Yeah , yeah , yeah, Diver Struck
Ohhh, Diver Struck

Yeah

I was reeling in the line
Its Tucker time, please

Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah

Diver Struck, Diver Struck, Yeaha yeaha yeah
Diver Struck, Diver Struck, Yeaha yeaha yes, this year

It's all mine, fish, on my line
God, its all mine

Fish, on my, line, line, line, line

Diver Struck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Diver Struck, Its hard Luck
Di-ver-struck, wow, yeow my baby
Diver Struck, you've been Diver Struck

Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver Struck,
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver Struck
Ahha ahha ahha ah ah, Diver Struck,

Ahha ahha ahha ah ah
You've been Diver Struck

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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #4 - Aug 9^th, 2015 at 3:21pm bravo.. you are wasted talent on here..
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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #5 - Aug 9^th, 2015 at 6:07pm

cods wrote on Aug 9^th, 2015 at 3:21pm:

bravo.. you are wasted talent on here..

Ha thanks cods, I have been up since yesterday, can't sleep, so I had a bit of fun to pass time. Not that this is the place for slapstick humor. I threw some politics in there to be politically correct. I probably won't get that bored again for some years. Grin

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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #6 - Aug 9^th, 2015 at 7:49pm

well you could write for the commercials I am sure.. you are very witty..you shouldnt waste your talent...write some jingles and send them in.. who knows "I like Aeroplane Jelly" isnt exactly Shakespeare is it.?

have a go... look at my book I keep getting asked for my tips on just about everything...I am just so full of them..

you have read the CWA I am sure.... I mean who hasnt.. Roll Eyes

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LifeOrDeath Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1548	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #7 - Aug 9^th, 2015 at 9:00pm Where is your book, and where do I send jingles in ?
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #8 - Aug 10^th, 2015 at 8:27am LifeOrDeath wrote on Aug 9^th, 2015 at 9:00pm: Where is your book, and where do I send jingles in ? well my book has sold out...its been a winner...I have done signings in stores and everything... http://oldportjingles.com/about/how-jingles-are-made/ do you write music????...if so google you could make a fortune..
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A Boo 4U
Reply #9 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 12:15am

A song for Adam, I hope you like it. (Apologies cods, it just had to be done)

For you Adam.

I Boo 4U

To the tune of, and yes, you guessed it, "Chaka Kahn, I Feel for you"

$10 to anyone than can sing it and keep up.
Audio file required as evidence.

Chaka, Chaka, Chaka
Chaka Spear
Chaka Spear
Chaka Spear
Chaka Spear

Chaka Spear
Let me Boo you
Let me Boo you
Chaka Spear
Let me Boo you
That's all I wanna do
Chaka Spear
Let me Boo you
Let me Boo you
Chaka Spear
Let me Boo you
'Cause I think you're a tool
Chaka Spear
Will you sue me
I just wanna Boo

Do you Boo for me
The way I Boo for you
Chaka Spear
Let me tell you what I wanna do
I wanna Slug you
Wanna mug you
Wanna say Boo Hoo
Let me break you in my arms
Let me show you all my charms
Chaka

'Cause you know you're no fun
You look forlorn, Chaka
I'll make it more than just a physical dream
I wanna bop you, Chaka, baby
'Cuz you help me let off steam
Let me bop you
Bop you

Adam, Adam when I look at you
I wanna go a spearin, outside
There's something 'bout the spears you throw
That keeps me patronized

I wouldn't cry for you, matey
It's mainly a critical thing
This feeling that I got for you, matey
Makes me wanna fling

I fling at you
I think I got you
I fling at you
I think I got you

Chaka Spear,
Let me Boo you
Let me Boo you
Chaka Spear
Let me Boo you
That's all I wanna do
Chaka Spear, let me Boo you
Let me Boo you, Chaka Spear
Let me Boo you
'Cause I Boo for you
Boo for you

Adam, adam when I Boo at you
There's no place I'd rather be
Can't achieve, can't achieve it's true
The things that you try to be
I wouldn't cry for you, matey
I'm whimsically challenged by you
This booing that I got for you, matey
It's something that I want to do

I fling at you
I think I got you
I fling at you
I think I got you

I guess you was a tosser

Gee Buuussss

I fling at you
I,I, I think I got you

Chaka Spear
Let me Boo you
Let me Boo you
Chaka Spear
Let me Boo you
That's all I wanna do
Chaka Spear
Let me boo you
Let me boo you
Chaka Spear
Let me boo you
'Cause I boo for you
Chaka Spear
Boo for you

I feel a boo
(Boo for you)
I, I boo for you
(Boo for you)

I boo for you
'Cause I loath you

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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #10 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 12:19am

cods wrote on Aug 10^th, 2015 at 8:27am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Aug 9^th, 2015 at 9:00pm:

Where is your book, and where do I send jingles in ?

well my book has sold out...its been a winner...I have done signings in stores and everything... Wink

http://oldportjingles.com/about/how-jingles-are-made/

do you write music????...if so google you could make a fortune..

Thanks for link I never knew there were such places. I do write songs and heaps of poetry but am not into converting them into sheet music, just the fun aspect. You know coming up with a tune and writing lyrics for fun. Not so much writing notes down. The poetry I visualize what I am writing about and then describe it so I see it first in the mind. That method enables one I believe to describe feeling and visuals real fast so I can write that stuff real fast. If rhyming is involved that may take up to say 1/2 hour depending how long it is. In poetry I like to make the reader experience and feel the poetic vision of the moment that they are reading.

I have no idea how to turn that into cash I thought the industry was flooded.

So did you make a decent killing from the book ?

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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #11 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 8:26am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Aug 11^th, 2015 at 12:19am:

cods wrote on Aug 10^th, 2015 at 8:27am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Aug 9^th, 2015 at 9:00pm:

Where is your book, and where do I send jingles in ?

well my book has sold out...its been a winner...I have done signings in stores and everything... Wink

http://oldportjingles.com/about/how-jingles-are-made/

do you write music????...if so google you could make a fortune..

Thanks for link I never knew there were such places. I do write songs and heaps of poetry but am not into converting them into sheet music, just the fun aspect. You know coming up with a tune and writing lyrics for fun. Not so much writing notes down. The poetry I visualize what I am writing about and then describe it so I see it first in the mind. That method enables one I believe to describe feeling and visuals real fast so I can write that stuff real fast. If rhyming is involved that may take up to say 1/2 hour depending how long it is. In poetry I like to make the reader experience and feel the poetic vision of the moment that they are reading.

I have no idea how to turn that into cash I thought the industry was flooded.

So did you make a decent killing from the book ?

well you have talent...dont waste it.....you would probably find even singers would buy your work... but be careful... remember Kookaburras sit in the old Gum Tree... Roll Eyes

ummm the book is whole other story.... Wink

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I wish I had talent.

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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #12 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 11:14am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Aug 9^th, 2015 at 4:59am:

To the tune of Duncan

I'd love to share the fear with Gandy
I'd love to share the fear with Gand.
We'd fear the western nations
And he'd always ever ever eat Halal food
We'd drink at the Islamic Centre
Where the atmosphere is great
I love share the fear with Gandy
'Cause Mohammeds his date, yeah

I'd love to shed a tear with Karnal
I'd love to shed a tear with Karn.
We'd search for that blood-y matty
And it doesn't really matter if he wears his dress
We'd search at the town of Mosoul
Where the muslims are so great
I love to shed a tear with Karnal
'Cause Karnal's not straight, mm-mm-mm

I'd love to have a beer with Wally
Oh I'd love to have a beer with Wal.
We'd smoke his islammic hookah
As he packs it tight, with some hoochy min.
We smoke at the back of the dunnies
at the local muslim mosque
I love to have a beer with Wally
'Cause Wally's a toss

I love to have a sook with Hot Breath
I love to have a sook with Hot
We'd watch his irritation
It wouldn't really matter if he cracked a fat
We'd whinge in the Town and Country
Where the muslims are irate
I love to have a beer with Hot-tee
'Cause Hot Breaths Irate - Change key

I love to have a cry with John Smith
I love to have a cry with John
We'd cry for the muslim nation
And watch his kids sook in the resturant
We moan about any righty
With his brain in an old beer jug
I love to have cry with John Smith
'Cause John Smiths a mug

I love to have a beer with Diver
Oh I love to have a beer with Free.
Fight-ing Islam-i-sation
And we'd bloody well forever get rollin' drunk
We drink at the German Boozer
Where the bartenders are great
I love to have a beer with Diver
'Cause He's a blind mate
I love to have a beer with Diver
Cause Diver's ornate

This is hilarious, more please and cods is right - you do have a way about you Life? Cool

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LifeOrDeath Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1548	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #13 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 9:34pm Any specific subject requests ? I'll do one for you.
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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #14 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 9:38pm

cods wrote on Aug 11^th, 2015 at 8:26am:

well you have talent...dont waste it.....you would probably find even singers would buy your work... but be careful... remember Kookaburras sit in the old Gum Tree... Roll Eyes

ummm the book is whole other story.... Wink

..

I wish I had talent.

But you have Cods you wrote the book didn't you.
You put it together and it was a success.

I'd like to find a site that says hey we need a jingle or song for this subject, taking submissions and the winner gets a deal. That would be easy if I had the subject.

I'll have a google.

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