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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39907 Gender:	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #15 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 9:40pm How about...."Oh Lisa, she's so fine she blows my mind....."....and on. Agnes will love one like that. If you can top that with lyrics to the music live and be so right on song......I'll be amazed.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #16 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 9:50pm All good here guys?
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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #17 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 11:11pm

Ah Aussie

To the tune of Mickey by Toni BAsil

Ah Aussie, do you just Whine
Are you blind, do you drink wine, with Lizzy, thick Lizzy
Ah Aussie, do you just whine
Are you blind, do you drink wine, with Lizzy, thick Lizzy

Ah Aussie, do you just whine
Are you blind, do you drink wine, with Lizzy, thick Lizzy
Ah Aussie, do you just whine
Are you blind, do you drink wine

With Lizzy

Ah Aussie
You've hung around all year, and the tooth is getting long
You think you've got it right, whilst sucking on your bong
I hope you stay allnight, pulling on your cone, Aussie

Cause when you act the dill, my lord you act the goat
You're running out of pills, Aussie, the brains not at home
Every night you post, you give the dog a bone, Aussie

Ah Aussie, what a titty, need a helping hand?
You make me bloody laugh when you try to be a man
Ah Aussie, you're so petty, I bet you land a man
Its gays like you, Aussie
That crack a poo Aussie, poo Aussie
Don't break a fart, Aussie

Hey Aussie
Now when you go out with the poofs, there is no camel toe
Bending over stools, you let a little small one go
You love some small abuse, so don't say no Aussie

I bet you like to take them right to the dunny can
Anyway you want to do it, Just take it like a man
Pull Ease maybe, Pull Ease, do try to grow a brain, Aussie

Ah Aussie, what a titty, need a helping hand?
You make me bloody laugh when you try to be a man
Ah Aussie, you're so petty, I bet you land a man
Its gays like you, Aussie
That crack a poo Aussie, poo Aussie
Don't break a fart, Aussie

Ah Aussie, do you just Whine
Are you blind, do you drink wine, with Lizzy, thick Lizzy
Ah Aussie, do you just whine
Are you blind, do you drink wine, with Lizzy, thick Lizzy

Ah Aussie, do you just Whine
Are you blind, do you drink wine, with Lizzy, thick Lizzy
Ah Aussie, do you just whine
Are you blind, do you drink wine, with Lizzy

Ah Aussie, what a titty, need a helping hand?
You make me bloody laugh when you try to be a man
Ah Aussie, you're so petty, I bet you land a man
Its gays like you, Aussie
That crack a poo Aussie, poo Aussie
Don't break a fart, Aussie

Ah Aussie, what a titty, need a helping hand?
You make me bloody laugh when you try to be a man
Ah Aussie, you're so petty, I bet you land a man
Its gays like you, Aussie
That crack a poo Aussie, poo Aussie
Don't break a fart, Aussie

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There is no evidence of the existence of a muslim,mohammed,or quran until 60 years after mohammed was supposed to have died. Grin

Posting on islam just encourages them and is a waste of time.

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LifeOrDeath Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1548	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #18 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 11:20pm Agnes wrote on Aug 11^th, 2015 at 9:50pm: All good here guys? Yeah just fine Agnes.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39907 Gender:	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #19 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 11:26pm Oh dear. Aren't you supposed to write parody...not just copy the existing lyric? Fail.....and I am now out of here. Permanently I hope.
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LifeOrDeath Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1548	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #20 - Aug 11^th, 2015 at 11:28pm Aussie wrote on Aug 11^th, 2015 at 11:26pm: Oh dear. Aren't you supposed to write parody...not just copy the existing lyric? Fail.....and I am now out of here. Permanently I hope. I thought it was just parody, wow what an eye opener. Thanks for your honestly.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #21 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 12:30am Aussie didnt like that song- I thought it was grouse
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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #22 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 7:20am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Aug 11^th, 2015 at 11:28pm:

Aussie wrote on Aug 11^th, 2015 at 11:26pm:

Oh dear. Aren't you supposed to write parody...not just copy the existing lyric?

Fail.....and I am now out of here. Permanently I hope.

I thought it was just parody, wow what an eye opener. Thanks for your honestly.

ozzie can dish it out but cant take it...an d by the look of this he also sulks...hilarious..

well agnes he hasnt got any control in the tavern...not that that stops him telling someone what they should and shouldnt be doing...

it would just annoy the poo out of him he cant pop his mod hat on,...and put us all on hold... Roll Eyes

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lisa must be awfully flattered...

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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #23 - Sep 5^th, 2015 at 8:14am

Don't Cry For Longie, Ozpol Seniors

It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain mathematics to you
Tony still needs your love after all that he's done

You won't believe him
All you will see is a Longie you knew
Although he says four and four makes nine
It's sixes plus sevens for true

It couldn't happen, it had to change
Couldn't stay all its life down at heel
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun

So Longie chose OzPol
Running around, trying everything new
But nothing impressed him at all
He never expected it to.

[Chorus:]

Don't cry for Longie OzPol Seniors
The truth is he never left you
All through his wild days
His mad existence
He kept his promise
And keeps no distance

And as for Hillsong, and those bank loans
He never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all he desired

They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
He left you but still sticks around

Don't cry for Longie OzPol Seniors (etc)

[chorus]

Has Maria said too much?
There's nothing more she can think of to say to you.
But all you have to do is look at her to know
That every word is true

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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #24 - Sep 5^th, 2015 at 8:17am

Remember that old hit, 'Personality'?

Over and over
I talked politics to you
Over and over
What more can I do
Over and over
My friends say I'm a fool
But over and over
I'll be a fool for you

`cause you attack personality
Abbott, personality
Shorten, Personality
Pyne, Personality
Brandis, personality
Plibersek, personality
And of course you've got
No goddamned heart
So over and over
Oh, I'll be a fool to you
Now over and over
What more can I do

Over and over
I offered thoughts to you
Over and over, honey
Now it's the truth
Over and over
They still say I'm a fool
But Over and over
I'll be a fool for you

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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #25 - Sep 5^th, 2015 at 1:35pm Awesome Grappler-you have a deep well of talent yet untapped- good work there. Argentina is great too
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Grappler Racist Filth Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90638 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Ozpol Parody Songs Reply #26 - Sep 6^th, 2015 at 7:57pm OzPol ti-i-i-i-me... An' the trollin' is easy.... Fish are bitin' And the garbage is high (igh) The names fly fast, And the bullsh1t lies thi-ick So hush little baby, Do-on't even try!
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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #27 - Sep 6^th, 2015 at 8:02pm

Grappler Racist Filth wrote on Sep 6^th, 2015 at 7:57pm:

OzPol ti-i-i-i-me...
An' the trollin' is easy....
Fish are bitin'
And the garbage is high (igh)

The names fly fast,
And the bullsh1t lies thi-ick
So hush little baby,
Do-on't even try!

lol and again you out do yourself Grappler- and never a true-er lyric was written.. some suprising talent here in Ozpol land...

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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #28 - Sep 6^th, 2015 at 8:45pm

Pour Agnes:

Psaumes 1
1.1
Heureux l'homme qui ne marche pas selon le conseil des méchants, Qui ne s'arrête pas sur la voie des pécheurs, Et qui ne s'assied pas en compagnie des moqueurs,
1.2
Mais qui trouve son plaisir dans la loi de l'Éternel, Et qui la médite jour et nuit!
1.3
Il est comme un arbre planté près d'un courant d'eau, Qui donne son fruit en sa saison, Et dont le feuillage ne se flétrit point: Tout ce qu'il fait lui réussit.
1.4
Il n'en est pas ainsi des méchants: Ils sont comme la paille que le vent dissipe.
1.5
C'est pourquoi les méchants ne résistent pas au jour du jugement, Ni les pécheurs dans l'assemblée des justes;
1.6
Car l'Éternel connaît la voie des justes, Et la voie des pécheurs mène à la ruine.

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Re: Ozpol Parody Songs
Reply #29 - Sep 8^th, 2015 at 11:12pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 6^th, 2015 at 8:45pm:

Pour Agnes:

Psaumes 1
1.1
Heureux l'homme qui ne marche pas selon le conseil des méchants, Qui ne s'arrête pas sur la voie des pécheurs, Et qui ne s'assied pas en compagnie des moqueurs,
1.2
Mais qui trouve son plaisir dans la loi de l'Éternel, Et qui la médite jour et nuit!
1.3
Il est comme un arbre planté près d'un courant d'eau, Qui donne son fruit en sa saison, Et dont le feuillage ne se flétrit point: Tout ce qu'il fait lui réussit.
1.4
Il n'en est pas ainsi des méchants: Ils sont comme la paille que le vent dissipe.
1.5
C'est pourquoi les méchants ne résistent pas au jour du jugement, Ni les pécheurs dans l'assemblée des justes;
1.6
Car l'Éternel connaît la voie des justes, Et la voie des pécheurs mène à la ruine.

Ce sounde mighte` boring... this meditation day and night...

.. a tree next to a current of water, which gives its fruit in season, and wastes nothing, but re-uses it all? Que?

Jeez, Bobby.... you can get all that from meditation?

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“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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