Australian Politics Forum - How long is a Muslim in Paradise

woof woof Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1518 Gender:	How long is a Muslim in Paradise Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:07pm When these brain washed fools believe they go to paradise and get 72 virgins, how long are they in paradise for?? Is it for ever?? if so how long till those 72 virgins become tired old slappers??
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Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise
Reply #1 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:29pm

woof woof wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:07pm:

When these brain washed fools believe they go to paradise and get 72 virgins, how long are they in paradise for??

Is it for ever??

if so how long till those 72 virgins become tired old slappers??

woof,

Do some reading.

Those virgins are repaired by Allah, after every penetration.

Those virgins are perpetual virgins !

Allah's scouts honour on it!!!!!!

Honest! Grin

That is what some moslem clerics claim.

woof,

Consider.

For example, fornication and drinking alcohol, are great sins to a moslem - while he is here on earth.

But when the moslem dies as a Jihadi, he will go to Allah's paradise, to participate in ALL of those sins that were prohibited on earth.

He gets 72 virgins, and RIVERS of wine!!!!!

Its all in the Koran.

He will get to deflower those perpetual virgins, for all of eternity !

I swear, it is all completely true ! Tongue

Honest!

It makes me wish that i was a moslem too!!!!!!

Honest! Grin

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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
Luke 16:31

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woof woof Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1518 Gender:	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #2 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:34pm and they believe that crap??? bugger me?????????????????
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 22626 A cat with a view	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #3 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:36pm How long is a Muslim in Paradise woof woof wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:07pm: Is it for ever?? Yes. It is for all of eternity. Its Allah's reward to the moslem, for being so virtuous, and for living such a virtuous life, here on earth. Its all true! Honest!
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 22626 A cat with a view	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #4 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:37pm woof woof wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:34pm: and they believe that crap??? They certainly do!!!!!! Quote: bugger me No thank you. Though it was a kind offer.
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 22626 A cat with a view	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #5 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:41pm Yadda wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 9:29pm: It makes me wish that i was a moslem too!!!!!! Honest! But sadly, i'm just not virtuous enough, to be a moslem. (((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 22626 A cat with a view	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #6 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 10:05pm woof, In Allah's paradise, Allah will allow moslems to fornicate continually, for all of eternity ! It is a reward. Coz Allah knows, that moslems are really, really, really, really, really, virtuous people. And, i can't stress the 'moslems are virtuous' bit, enough to you. Its true! Honest!
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Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise
Reply #7 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 10:26pm

Dictionary;
virtuous = = having or showing high moral standards.

Dictionary;
infidelity = = the action or state of being sexually unfaithful.

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adultery = = sexual intercourse between a married person and a person who is not their spouse.

Dictionary;
lie = = an intentionally false statement.

Dictionary;
deceive = = deliberately mislead or misrepresent the truth to give a mistaken impression

Dictionary;
credibility = = the quality of being credible.

Dictionary;
truthful = = telling or expressing the truth; honest.

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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
Luke 16:31

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 100476	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #8 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 10:29pm Does that answer your question, Woof Woof?
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Adamant Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1893 Brisbane Gender:	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #9 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 11:12pm Karnal wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 10:29pm: Does that answer your question, Woof Woof? Are you salivating at the thought, thighs dripping, breasts taught nipples erect. Looking forward to it. Yo Go Kernal!
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Gryphon49 New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25 Smithfield NSW Gender:	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #10 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 11:21pm I heard that every so often the 72 girl virgins are swapped with blokes and goats occasionally?
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Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise
Reply #11 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 11:27pm

Adamant wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 11:12pm:

Karnal wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 10:29pm:

Does that answer your question, Woof Woof?

Are you salivating at the thought, thighs dripping, breasts taught nipples erect. Looking forward to it. Yo Go Kernal!

Now now, Caliph. That’s sexist. We know you don’t want to be banned for taqiyya.

I like to keep fully covered, thank you very much. A man is a man, after all

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 100476	Re: How long is a Muslim in Paradise Reply #12 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 11:27pm Gryphon49 wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 11:21pm: I heard that every so often the 72 girl virgins are swapped with blokes and goats occasionally? We can only hope.
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