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Re: Lebanese/muslim crime rates in Sydney
Reply #135 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:30pm

Torpedo wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:16pm:

FD wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:04pm:

Herbie will love your story, Torpedo. It has all the hallmarks of a good Herbie story, including the fact that they were Coptic Christians.

It would be better though, if you added a bit about how you confronted them and they threatened to shoot you. This would raise the stakes, put you in the position of hero as opposed to passive observer, and give your story the crime/terrorist touch it needs.

Gud is great, no?

Who says I won't give this story to Herbie? Coptic Christian girls cover their faces? Never heard of that...
Hell, I might even sell, since it brings so much interest! Hmmm, I really am considering now, might make good money. Anonymously, ofcourse, don't want to wave the red flag before the bull, we all know what the bull is capable of, right, Karnal?

That’s right. You wouldn’t want a fattwa placed on you for telling a Story about Muslims/Christians littering.

Have you thought of reporting this crime to the police?

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Re: Lebanese/muslim crime rates in Sydney
Reply #136 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:35pm

FD wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:30pm:

Torpedo wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:16pm:

FD wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:04pm:

Herbie will love your story, Torpedo. It has all the hallmarks of a good Herbie story, including the fact that they were Coptic Christians.

It would be better though, if you added a bit about how you confronted them and they threatened to shoot you. This would raise the stakes, put you in the position of hero as opposed to passive observer, and give your story the crime/terrorist touch it needs.

Gud is great, no?

Who says I won't give this story to Herbie? Coptic Christian girls cover their faces? Never heard of that...
Hell, I might even sell, since it brings so much interest! Hmmm, I really am considering now, might make good money. Anonymously, ofcourse, don't want to wave the red flag before the bull, we all know what the bull is capable of, right, Karnal?

That’s right. You wouldn’t want a fattwa placed on you for telling a Story about Muslims/Christians littering.

Have you thought of reporting this crime to the police?

You mean, your threat with Fatwa? I am about to

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Re: Lebanese/muslim crime rates in Sydney
Reply #137 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:41pm

No, the littering. You’ve put your story in a thread on Muslim crime rates in Sydney.

I’d try to sex it up.a bit, but that’s just me. If you sell your story to the Tele, they’ll include statistics on Middle Eastern gun crime, along with a host of statistics from the UK.

You might want to jazz it up a bit is all I’m saying.

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Torpedo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 867 Sydney Gender:	Re: Lebanese/muslim crime rates in Sydney Reply #138 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:43pm Unfortunately, you should think before you write, this comment of yours will be posted here: http://www.afp.gov.au/contact/report-a-crime.aspx#How-do-I-report-a-crime-to-the-AFP
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Re: Lebanese/muslim crime rates in Sydney
Reply #139 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 2:57pm

Ah, I see your problem, Torpedo. You don’t actually know what crime means.

Any way you could get Herbie to explain it to you? He’s the expert here on non-white crime. As long as a darkie’s done it, Herb’s your man.

Littering, jaywalking, excessive water use, not returning library books on time, you name it.

Hard to believe these people are still at large, isn’t it?

That’s the luvvy justice system for you. Typical.

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Mattywisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1373 Gender:	Re: Lebanese/muslim crime rates in Sydney Reply #140 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 3:24pm Maybe we should get the pretend muslim Karnal to bring in hilaria law.
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