Behave or F*off
I wonder which letter of the alphabet the * stands for, does anybody in here know?
Its most probably another vowel.
So it may well be
Behave or Fooff, Behave or Fioff, Behave or Feoff, Behave or Faoff, Behave or Fuoff
Although the * may also be a consonant
Behave or Floff, Behave or Fyoff, Behave or Fxoff.
who knows - it's a real mystery. I will investigate this problem for a further 8 or 9 months and see what I come up with.
Personally I would have titled this thread
Behave or bugger off
(notice how there is a space between the bugger and the off?)