There is a racing show on during the week called Off the Rails  and it is just mayhem and madness and very very funny.

Greg Radley, who definitely needs to be put institution, joins with Malcolm Johnston of    fame and Corey Brown in a laugh a minute game that just has me rolling in the aisles.

Then a clown called Pat Webster came on, he's a trainer in Qld and things really started to hum Webster worked for an other trainer for some time and was given the trainer's daughter in lieu of superannuation.

"Were you happy with the deal?" Johnston asked.