Forgive me, dear boy, but I really must disagree with your article. We at the Faculty have been promoting indigenous isolationalism for years. We believe it is in the best interests of this charming tribal people to resist the language of the coloniser and occupy the farms and sheep stations for the purpose of hunting and gathering. We want them out of jobs in alienating cities and back to their lovely little lifestyles. Let's face it, these people have no need for books. Good heavens! They can't even hold a job down without going walkabout. They have smaller brains than you and I, you see. They are not a literary culture. It's not their fault, it's just the way they are. I don't know any personally, but I've read some marvellous works by a chap by the name of Roger Sandall. Have you read him? Really marvellous stuff.

I do recommend that you read the full book, old boy, and not just the link. This man understands it perfectly. These people deserve our pity and our help. What sort of society would we be if we didn't help these lower races better themselves?