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Aug 25th, 2010 at 11:22am
 
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- When Bob Katter feels like a salad, he eats a vegetarian
- Bob Katter taught Jesus how to turn water into wine and feed 5000 on a shoestring.
- Bob Katter doesn't read the paper. He tells journalists the news.
- Bob Katter is so tough the e-bola virus is innoculated against him.
- When Bob Katter threatens to kill an MP, he sharpens the edge of his hat in anticipation of the "hunt"
- Chuck Norris wears Bob Katter pyjamas

- Large hadron collider scientists have renamed the 'god' particle, the 'Bob' particle  

- When The Taliban heard that Bob Katter was going to be made Minister for Defense, they surrendered


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Reply #1 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 11:26am
 
I quite like Katter.

I like the shoot from hip guys like him.

There are few politicians around like him - plus he is the exact opposite of the wishy-washy Greens too.
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Reply #2 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:27pm
 
Yeah, if I was swayed by style and personality, I'd vote for Bob Katter and Tony Abbott too for that matter. However, I tend to make up my mind on what they intend to do, and that's what's so scary about Bob Katter.

Despite the fact that Bob Katter is a nice guy, he's also a loose cannon. His policies are basically fine for those who live close to the borders of legality,  but a tad too extreme for those very moderate  Nationals. He really should go and speak to the Republicans in the USA. He'd fit in nicely there.

- but if I was involved in a bar-room brawl in Charters Towers, I'd turn to Bob Katter. No question about it. I met some Bob Katter clones in Charters Towers once.
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Reply #3 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:32pm
 
He's got no thoughts of his own. He's playing a character, a yankie oil tycoon by the picture of him with the JR Ewing cowboy hat, the guns on the wall and the polished boots on the table.

He's a fake. He's a career politician, but tries to act like the good old boy from the farm.
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Reply #4 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:32pm
 
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-election/windsors-third-way-another-election-20100...

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Windsor's third way: 'Another election'
August 25, 2010 - 12:09PM

One of the three key independents Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott are courting to form government has warned of another election if the major parties do not fulfil expectations.

New England MP Tony Windsor rejected reports the independents would be acting in a bloc during a press conference with fellow independents, Rob Oakeshott and Bob Katter, this afternoon.

"We're in a group trying to organise a process," he said.

"We could all head in different directions."

Mr Windsor said there was also another direction worth pointing out.

"If there's no goodwill displayed by both leaders ... if we can't see a future ... longevity in the parliament ... I won't support either of them.


"So there is a third option, and that's another poll."

The trio told reporters they want access to the heads of the Treasury and finance departments before they enter negotiations.

They are set to meet with Prime Minister Julia Gillard and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott today, and again next week when counting has finished.

Mr Oakeshott told reporters in Canberra they had issued a "call for information" on seven key areas, one of which is access to the costings on all promises and commitments.

It was "somewhat confronting" for a caretaker government, but they wanted first to meet with Treasury secretary Ken Henry and Finance department secretary David Tune, he said.

"We do think this is about the economy, and we do think the next three years need some consideration of things such as election promises," Mr Oakeshott said.

Mr Oakeshott said that request and six others were now being conveyed to Prime Minister Julia Gillard and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott ahead of meetings with them later today.

"We want to give them the opportunity to consider them and reflect on them," he said.

"We will release all seven of them after those meetings."

Mr Oakeshott said they would also meet Greens leader Bob Brown later today.

Kennedy MP Bob Katter said another of the seven points was a guarantee that whatever government is formed will serve its full three-year-term.

Mr Oakeshott stressed the seriousness of the situation when asked about betting on the outcome of the talks.

"This is not the moment for that," he said.

"This is a time for members of parliament to fulfil their obligations, media to fulfil their obligations.

"We've already been out supposedly backing sides and taking ministries, that is rubbish, this is a time for everyone, betting agencies as well, to fulfil the responsibility to this country."

Mr Windsor said they wanted to know as a first step where the budget bottom line is.

"What we are actually talking about here is in terms of the promises that were made during the election campaign by both sides," he said.

"We need a starting point of the finances of the nation."

Mr Oakeshott said while he was uncomfortable with the word "bloc", the three independents have agreed to stand "shoulder to shoulder" to make sure they get the process right.

A possible fourth independent, Andrew Wilkie of the Tasmanian seat of Denison, says he won't form a bloc with the other three.

Mr Oakeshott said they would be encouraging Mr Wilkie to think about joining the group "to make sure we are committed to the national interest, stable government, working our way through this in a sensible manner".

"Don't worry, in a couple of months time, when policies start hitting the floor in whatever form, we'll all be fighting like cats and dogs like everyone else in the parliament could be and should be."

Mr Katter said an early election would not be of their choosing.

‘‘We have resolved very, very strongly that we want undertakings of the strongest possible manner that there’s not just party games played for 10 minutes and then they go out at their opportunity to do what they want to do,’’ he said.

‘‘The people of Australia have spoken and they have decided that other people are going to have a say here.

"It’s no longer a Coles-Woolworths democracy any more.’’

Mr Oakeshott said the independents were aiming towards the end of next week for actual negotiations.

By that stage, all election counting will have been completed and results in.

‘‘In all the requests for papers that we have put to Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott, they are framed around that - heading towards the end of next week for the start of a discussion and negotiations, if necessary,’’ he said.

Mr Windsor said they were trying to pre-empt the possible circumstances.

‘‘If we were to wait to the end of next week and then start this process, everybody would be saying, look this is dragging on,’’ he said.

‘‘We are assuming we could be required, or some of us could be required, for the formation of government and we are starting that process. Hopefully we are not required.’’

Mr Oakeshott said the three of them would return to Canberra on Monday and stay as long as it took.

Trying to wind up the media conference, Mr Oakeshott invoked US hip-hop star Young MC, saying the three rural parliamentarians needed to "bust a move".


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Reply #5 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:38pm
 
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/bob-katter-vows-fair-go-for-rur...

Well, with Gillards intention to re-locate youth for a wad  of cash, to abandon their rural townships ...and head for the big city, where youth unemployment is at it's worse since a Labor Keating government (18%)...lets hope he bares a thought as to why small towns are suffering under a Labor government to begin with.

A liberal government left office with youth unemployment at 11%...after having restored it from a Keating-Labor government which was at 18% (the way it is now, ironically)....note a pattern of Labor mass-immigration and gross incompetence?

Roll Eyes...ALONG WITH SKY-ROCKETING YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES?


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Reply #6 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:39pm
 
Bob Katter for President




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Reply #7 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:46pm
 
I guess with Labor having instructed rural farmers to burn their crops for a wad of cash 200k, rural jobs are becoming rather sparse in small rural townships, hence the need to pay their young locals to relocate to larger towns/cities where they will endure further isolation, away from their communities, families this and end up on drugs and become the welfare needy little subservients Labor had intended?

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Reply #8 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:51pm
 
Katter hated it under Howard, he was an ex National because he believed the libs had too much power.

extract from news.com story.

"He also attacked the lack of attention to rural issues under the Howard government. "At the end of the 12 years there was a farmer committing suicide every fourth day in this country," he said. "If they were good for the Bush, I'm a Martian astronaut."

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Reply #9 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:53pm
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:32pm:
He's got no thoughts of his own. He's playing a character, a yankie oil tycoon by the picture of him with the JR Ewing cowboy hat, the guns on the wall and the polished boots on the table.

He's a fake. He's a career politician, but tries to act like the good old boy from the farm.



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Reply #10 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:55pm
 
smithy<<The more I read & hear the more I'm convinced the Australian people got it right>>
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Yes, the people got it right the first time, and we should not be dragged back to the polls.
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Reply #11 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 1:06pm
 
What's clear, is that people feel strongly about the appalling state of rural communities under a Labor government ...though what's not clear is why Labor have seemingly ignored the issue for the past 3 years, this and allowed rural communities to deteriorate to the extent they have, Labors only solution being "We will pay people to leave their communities and relocate to find work"

This opposed to giving rural communities the infrastructure and assistance they require in order to prevail and be self sufficient.

Labor would prefer we import foreign produce, and workers, this opposed to home-growing our own.

Is this Miss Gillards idea of a sustainable population strategy?

Where are her policies to support her "slogans"??


I think our farming districts can see straight through her lies.

And if they cant, they will have their own communities to contend with, unless Gillard has intentions of relocating them all to Canberra, where they will be kept on ice until 2013.


Cool One things for certain, post 2013, in the even these independent vote in favour of Labor, they wont be loved by a majority of Australians, of which overwhelmingly voted for Liberal this election, so will be expecting a complete turn-around, one which Gillard has no means or intentions of delivering by 2013.i
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Reply #12 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 1:11pm
 
mellie wrote on Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:46pm:
I guess with Labor having instructed rural farmers to burn their crops for a wad of cash 200k, rural jobs are becoming rather sparse in small rural townships, hence the need to pay their young locals to relocate to larger towns/cities where they will endure further isolation, away from their communities, families this and end up on drugs and become the welfare needy little subservients Labor had intended?

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Bloody Hell Mellie, you realise The Liberals had exactly the same policy don't you?
Of course you do but you must still be in election mode.
Do you think the indies read this Forum & are waiting on your posts to help them make their minds up?

A Coalition Government will also introduce a Job Seeker Relocation Payment of up to $6,000 to unemployed jobseekers on NSA if they move to a regional area to take up a job offer. The Coalition will offer a payment of up to $3,000 available for all unemployed jobseekers on NSA in areas of high unemployment if they move to a metropolitan area to take up a job offer.
http://www.liberal.org.au/Latest-News/2010/08/17/Coalition-to-take-real-action-t...

Prime Minister Julia Gillard says a re-elected Labor Government would pay job seekers thousands of dollars to move house in a bid to make Australia's workforce more mobile.

Under the changes, job seekers will receive up to $6,000 in relocation costs if they are willing to move to take up a job, but there will also be much tougher penalties for people who are not meeting their Centrelink obligations.

Announcing the changes in the marginal Liberal-held seat of Latrobe, in Melbourne's south-east, Ms Gillard said people had to make sure they were stepping up to their responsibilities to work.

Under the changes job seekers who move to a metropolitan centre to take up a job would be given $3,000 while those who go further afield would get double.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/08/11/2979752.htm

If Labors policy is going to get people hooked on drugs why wont the Liberals????
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Reply #13 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 1:13pm
 
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If Labors policy is going to get people hooked on drugs why wont the Liberals????


Because without local work, they will be more inclined to take-up Gillards cash relocation offer.

Are you suggesting Liberals plan on paying farmers 200k to burn their crops, the way Labor have and still are?

I don't think so!

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Sorry, I don't believe this is consistent with a "sustainable future", do you?

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Reply #14 - Aug 25th, 2010 at 1:16pm
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 25th, 2010 at 12:32pm:
He's got no thoughts of his own. He's playing a character, a yankie oil tycoon by the picture of him with the JR Ewing cowboy hat, the guns on the wall and the polished boots on the table.

He's a fake. He's a career politician, but tries to act like the good old boy from the farm.



I suggest you travel to rural QLD pansi....

Bob Katter's NOT playing a texas oil tycoon........he's 'playing' a Queensland country boy...except that he's not playing....lot's of people dress and act like Katter does, up that way.....
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