Interesting discussion, and I liked JA's canal ideas, sort of a venice of the south, we could have the cash handouts delivered straight to the farm gate via gondolier.

I am a city boy, married to a farm girl, and farmers are dumb, self serving and incompetent.
Woah, that is pretty harsh.
I know, and it is pretty sad too, and all the cretins that complain about the bank taking the farm, know very well that the next door neighbour took the farm, not the bank, because he saw sooner than you, that you have to farm large scale or die out.
I remember sitting in my father in laws house watching Landline after sunday lunch one day, when the milk deregulation hooha was going on.
There was this QLD dairy farmer complaining that he already milked 70 cows a day, and could not make a living, my father in law laughed, he and his sister milked more than 70 a day by hand when they were young, at the time they were doing almost 700 in a rotary.
So the "real" dairy farmer laughed at what he considered a pretend dairy farmer, there was no great camaraderie of the bush going on, just one totally inefficient small businessman whingeing that he did not know how to run his business, and suggesting that we all pay him instead.
There was one issue that JA raised that is interesting, and that is where farmland becomes too valuable to farm, and ends up under tar and concrete instead, but that is the free market for you.