In response to the out of control drug testing, I have chosen to not give a damn and to flout the law, because I am in a position where I can cost this country big bucks if I so desire.
I specifically chose (where I usually would not) to do some coccaine and drive home after a very very fun night with no regard at all to the laws that be. That was a nice accomplishment, a feeling of success. I made it home fine and dandy, making sure that I was under the alcohol limit, because the drug testing buses have had their day anywho.
If it so happens out of sheer bad timing that I am requested to submit a test within my workplace, then so be it. The job is really not that important, it hardly compares to fun times.
..And it's not a deterrent, It's a challenge, and I fucd'em. Yeah baby, bring it on, I'll fucm all over town. And I'll do it again and again and and again, until I am ultimately caught and I will take all of my investments out of this clone nation.
So thankyou muso, without your help and encouragement, I wouldn't have realised that coccaine is the best drug on earth, and that you will never get caught doing such drugs whilst driving because firstly, it enhances your driving ability, and secondly, the government will not spend money on a futile attempt.
Just stay under the 0.05 limit and you'll be right. Do drugs and enjoy!!
You da man Muso, thankyou so very very much
I dare say that I'll be quite cohesive by the time I front up for work. If I am expected to supply a specimen, then I hope I'll still be cohesive enough to drop that fccuker.i