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The following document tells you all you need to know about Nazism. No further questions will be answered. If you can’t find your answer here, you must read it again.
1) Did Nazis bite the heads of kittens and drink their blood?
No. Nazism is a luvy duvy feel good ideology. Our Fuehrer was very fond of cats.
2) Did Nazis slaughter Jews in their beds?
No, that would be silly. The Nazis had very complex laws for dealing with Jews, which we like to refer to with the modern euphemism of ‘protection’. These laws are too complicated to explain to you. However, they enjoyed the benefits of free train travel, free accommodation and were given jobs suitable to their skill levels. For example, goldsmiths were given jobs working with gold, but Jews who did not know how to work with gold were put to other uses. Giving them gold implies a great deal of trust, which is why the Jews refer to Nazi Germany as their golden era. The Nazis are very sensible people and would not go round randomly killing people while they slept. Imagine the mess!
3) Does Nazism espouse an expansionist military regime?
The Nazis promoted the concept of ‘Lebensraum’, which literally means room to live. Everybody needs room to live. Every country on earth wants land for their people to grow food on, parks for their children to play in etc. There is nothing unusual about this and the Nazis were no different to other peace loving governments. The Americans fought against Germany even though the Nazis did nothing to them and were content to remain in their European homeland. The Nazis also tried to liberate Spain, but were blocked by the tiresome and argumentative French.
4) Did the Nazis kill retarded people?
Retarded people in 13th century eastern Bulgaria were treated very poorly. They were put in homes and fed inadequate diets. Many died in these homes. Would you like to live in a 13th century eastern Bulgarian home for retarded people? I didn’t think so. Heil Hitler.
5) Did the Nazis destroy Germany?
Of course not. The Nazis did great things for Germany. They built lots of railways and gave the people jobs. They put food on the table. The German people were very well off under the Nazis. It was the Russians in communist East Germany who made the German people suffer. Blame them.
6) Did the Nazis kill their political opponents?
Do you know how many US presidents have been assassinated? Neither do I, but I’m sure you’ll agree it was lots. This is what you get with American values, but the Nazis would not tolerate such shenanigans. During the Nazi regime, many extremists also tried to assassinate the leader of Germany. Many of these were paid by foreigners intent on interfering with Germany’s affairs. However they never succeeded and no German leader was ever assassinated during the Nazi reign. The Americans also rounded up communists and put them in jail and asked them difficult questions.
7) Did the Nazis promote Eugenics?
Eugenics has been given a very bad name by the liberal western media. What the Nazis wanted was the elimination of inherited diseases and a strong, healthy population of attractive people. Doesn’t everyone want that?
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