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Sprintcyclist

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Control freak or hilarious ????
Oct 3^rd, 2008 at 7:55pm

"Allah's Apostle said, "The prayer of a person who does ,Hadath (passes, urine, stool or wind) is not accepted till he performs (repeats) the ablution." A person from Hadaramout asked Abu Huraira, "What is 'Hadath'?" Abu Huraira replied, " 'Hadath' means the passing of wind from the anus."

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 137:
Narrated Abu Huraira:

http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/004.sbt.html

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Reply #1 - Oct 3^rd, 2008 at 10:23pm

Allah's Apostle sent for a Ansari man who came with water dropping from his head. The Prophet said, "Perhaps we have forced you to hurry up, haven't we?" The Ansari replied, "Yes." Allah's Apostle further said, "If you are forced to hurry up (during intercourse) or you do not discharge then ablution is due on you (This order was cancelled later on, i.e. one has to take a bath).

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 180:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khud:

Too much detail for me !!!!!!!!!

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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Control freak or hilarious ???? Reply #2 - Oct 4^th, 2008 at 12:14am The detail IS the point. The prescription and proscription of details IS the point. There is no inner conversion in Islam The only requiremeent is the performative, demonstrative submission. The minute details covering every aspect of most of the daily activities are the religious rituals and permance of submission.
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 52822 At my desk.	Re: Control freak or hilarious ???? Reply #3 - Oct 4^th, 2008 at 6:51pm So they have to pray X times a day, and if they fart they have to have a bath before they pray? I always chuckle to myself when I see them all lined up with their arses in the air, one behind the other. They must have pretty good self control.
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Reply #4 - Oct 4^th, 2008 at 9:06pm

There are detailed instructions not only for for the precise posture and deportment during prayer but also for regaining ritual purity after sex:
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"If a person has sexual intercourse with a woman and the male organ enters either of the private parts of the woman up to the point of circumcision or more, both of them enter janabat, regardless of whether they are adults or minors and whether ejaculation takes place or not.

after sodomy or animal (ahem) husbandry :
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If (God forbid!) a person has sexual intercourse with an animal and ejaculates, Ghusl alone will be sufficient for him, and if he does not ejaculate and he was with wudhu at the time of committing the unnatural act even then Ghusl will be sufficient for him.
However, if he was not with wudhu at that time, the obligatory precaution is that he should do Ghusl and also perform wudhu. And the same orders apply if one commits sodomy.

http://www.al-shia.org/html/eng/books/fiqh&usool/islamic-laws/48.html

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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 52822 At my desk.	Re: Control freak or hilarious ???? Reply #5 - Oct 6^th, 2008 at 11:54pm Nice that they are so accomodating of these things. I hope they don't share their wudhus.
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41344 Gender:	Re: Control freak or hilarious ???? Reply #6 - Oct 13^th, 2008 at 10:14am Explainations required from malik/abu/lestat please ? so bestiality is ok, just do a few prayers/whatever after it ? Do not divert, do not ask other questions back .
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Reply #7 - Oct 13^th, 2008 at 11:53am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Oct 13^th, 2008 at 10:14am:

Explainations required from malik/abu/lestat please ?

so bestiality is ok, just do a few prayers/whatever after it ?

Do not divert, do not ask other questions back .

have you converted to Islam? cause that was soooooooo controlling and repressive!! wow- congratulations on your shahada! have you killed any infidels yet? Roll Eyes

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