Celebrate Lack of Diversity

So an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub, and discover that everyone in there is from the Indian sub-continent. Except for the token Welshman. Who's black.
What we used to call the British Isles contain two sovereign states and, setting aside the Isle of Man and the Crown Dependencies, five principal political jurisdictions:
In London, the Prime Minister is a Hindu whose dad is a Punjabi from British East Africa. His opposite number in Dublin, the Taoiseach (a word Joe Biden just about managed to say this weekend), likewise has a Hindu father, who emigrated from Bombay to England.
The First Minister of Scotland also has a Punjabi pa, but this time Muslim. In the next Scottish election, he'll be battling it out with the Leader of the Opposition, who is another Punjabi Muslim.
The largest city in these islands is London, whose mayor is a Muslim with parents from Pakistan.
Celebrate lack of diversity! Is it possible to rise to the top in Anglo-Celtic politics without being from the Indian sub-continent? Why, yes: The new First Minister of Wales was born in Zambia. He is being hailed as the first black leader of a European country.
So the governments of the United Kingdom, Ireland, Scotland, Wales and London are, as
The Spectator puts it, "now led by what no one calls 'politicians of colour'".No Great Replacement, no. That is such a 'conspiwacy theowy". No. It is Vibrant (lack of) Diversity. Noice.