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Dec 4th, 2021 at 8:03am
 
Will start on a new workbench soon

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https://australianwoodsmith.com.au/collections/back-issues/products/issue-89

Great magazine, you can buy back issues for $5 each
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Reply #1 - Dec 4th, 2021 at 12:05pm
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 4th, 2021 at 8:03am:
Will start on a new workbench soon

This one

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1361/6057/products/89_large.jpg

https://australianwoodsmith.com.au/collections/back-issues/products/issue-89

Great magazine, you can buy back issues for $5 each


Bought my first work bench 20 years ago, it was second hand and had obviously seen many years of hard work.
I modified it, used it, worked it hard.
And unfortunately abused it as a table for my anvil and did too much metal work and welding on it.
It got to the point where it was a mess, so I got rid of it with the intention of buying or building a new one.
Sadly, I'm still at that point.
I have a metal table now, for most of my work, but it's not a woodwork table.

You may have motivated me to finally get with the plan.
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Reply #2 - Dec 4th, 2021 at 12:14pm
 
Valkie wrote on Dec 4th, 2021 at 12:05pm:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 4th, 2021 at 8:03am:
Will start on a new workbench soon

This one

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1361/6057/products/89_large.jpg

https://australianwoodsmith.com.au/collections/back-issues/products/issue-89

Great magazine, you can buy back issues for $5 each


Bought my first work bench 20 years ago, it was second hand and had obviously seen many years of hard work.
I modified it, used it, worked it hard.
And unfortunately abused it as a table for my anvil and did too much metal work and welding on it.
It got to the point where it was a mess, so I got rid of it with the intention of buying or building a new one.
Sadly, I'm still at that point.
I have a metal table now, for most of my work, but it's not a woodwork table.

You may have motivated me to finally get with the plan.


Valkie evidently has a contract to supply his local council with landfill waste.
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Reply #3 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 10:31am
 
Wish I was good with woodworking. The smell of newly sawn or planed wood, bringing an item of use and beauty out of a pile of lumber are real joys.

I will content myself with growing my trees and turning the harvest into something more than a pile of fruit.

Ever preserve some ripe peaches straight off your tree? Poached in light sugar syrup with lemon peel, cinnamon stick and 2-3 cloves? Beyond delicious!
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Reply #4 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:15pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 10:31am:
Wish I was good with woodworking. The smell of newly sawn or planed wood, bringing an item of use and beauty out of a pile of lumber are real joys.

I will content myself with growing my trees and turning the harvest into something more than a pile of fruit.

Ever preserve some ripe peaches straight off your tree? Poached in light sugar syrup with lemon peel, cinnamon stick and 2-3 cloves? Beyond delicious!


Looooovvvvveee peaches, not the ones you get in supermarkets, picked too soon and not allowed to ripen naturally.
They have no taste.
I like them as they just start to get soft, full of flavor.

Living on the central coast, there used to be several orchards that grew peaches, and apricots.
You could buy the ones too ripe for the markets at super cheap prices.
They were absolutely wonderful.
Always ended up eating too many.

Most of those orchards are gone, no money in it now.
But there are a couple, further out, that have good fruit occasionally..

As for preserving them, not something I do.
Eat them fresh, is my motto.
But I do know people who do preserve them and we get a bottle occasionally. The wife likes them, but not me.

I have only a small property, and with my three sheds and huge garage, not a lot of left over room for trees.
I have one lemon tree and one orange tree, but that's about it.
The lemon tree is starting to flower and there are several small lemons already, it's gonna be a good season.

The DAMN orange tree isn't doing so well.
Last year I got all of 10 oranges.
But I hope to do better next year, or it's gone and I'll plant another.

I'd plant a peach tree, but I'm told they are hard to grow.
Is yours easy to keep happy?
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Reply #5 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:35pm
 
Valkie and MenstrualCyclist could put their proclivities to good use by manufacturing wooden prosthetic penises for disabled veterans and other people.

That way the remark by acquaintances "got wood" would be a joyous sound for the disabled.

Wooden vaginas might be more of a challenge but I am sure these two perverts could rise to the occasions.
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Reply #6 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:42pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Valkie and MenstrualCyclist could put their proclivities to good use by manufacturing wooden prosthetic penises for disabled veterans and other people.

That way the remark by acquaintances "got wood" would be a joyous sound for the disabled.

Wooden vaginas might be more of a challenge but I am sure these two perverts could rise to the occasions.



Hi LTYC,
how is it that you can always find some
sexual connotation no matter what the actual subject is?
You're not a homo or some other sexual degenerate are you?
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Reply #7 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 2:41pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Valkie and MenstrualCyclist could put their proclivities to good use by manufacturing wooden prosthetic penises for disabled veterans and other people.

That way the remark by acquaintances "got wood" would be a joyous sound for the disabled.

Wooden vaginas might be more of a challenge but I am sure these two perverts could rise to the occasions.


I bet some husbands would not be able to tell wooden from natural vaginas.
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Reply #8 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 3:21pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 2:41pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Valkie and MenstrualCyclist could put their proclivities to good use by manufacturing wooden prosthetic penises for disabled veterans and other people.

That way the remark by acquaintances "got wood" would be a joyous sound for the disabled.

Wooden vaginas might be more of a challenge but I am sure these two perverts could rise to the occasions.


I bet some husbands would not be able to tell wooden from natural vaginas.


I'll bet the troll master has never seen a real live vagina.
Not that it woukd know what to do with it even if it did.
It's socks, therefore, will have no idea anyway.

But as for wooden prosthetics,  I'll accept that it knows all about them in great detail.
Toxic multiple personalities "alledged" rarely actually meet real live people who they can actually converse with, so have to get their thrills somehow.

As for the sock "alledged" lbhs ( laugh because he's stupid)
If I believed he was even human, I would simply feel very, very sad that his worthless existence on the dole and future life of lonely self gratification will eventually lead to a sad and sick and embarrassing ending with his toaster.
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Reply #9 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 3:39pm
 
WTF you on about? Oh, I see, you have no sense of humor!
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Reply #10 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 8:10pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 2:41pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Valkie and MenstrualCyclist could put their proclivities to good use by manufacturing wooden prosthetic penises for disabled veterans and other people.

That way the remark by acquaintances "got wood" would be a joyous sound for the disabled.

Wooden vaginas might be more of a challenge but I am sure these two perverts could rise to the occasions.


I bet some husbands would not be able to tell wooden from natural vaginas.


That right there is a sure sign you've never been near a human vagina as an adult.
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Reply #11 - Dec 5th, 2021 at 11:34pm
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 8:10pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 2:41pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Valkie and MenstrualCyclist could put their proclivities to good use by manufacturing wooden prosthetic penises for disabled veterans and other people.

That way the remark by acquaintances "got wood" would be a joyous sound for the disabled.

Wooden vaginas might be more of a challenge but I am sure these two perverts could rise to the occasions.


I bet some husbands would not be able to tell wooden from natural vaginas.


That right there is a sure sign you've never been near a human vagina as an adult.


Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is a near-perfect substitute.
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Reply #12 - Dec 6th, 2021 at 12:01am
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 8:10pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 2:41pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 5th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Valkie and MenstrualCyclist could put their proclivities to good use by manufacturing wooden prosthetic penises for disabled veterans and other people.

That way the remark by acquaintances "got wood" would be a joyous sound for the disabled.

Wooden vaginas might be more of a challenge but I am sure these two perverts could rise to the occasions.


I bet some husbands would not be able to tell wooden from natural vaginas.


That right there is a sure sign you've never been near a human vagina as an adult.



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Reply #13 - Dec 6th, 2021 at 11:23am
 
Some photos of my workshop.† Bunnings loves me.† Me and my neighbour built that work table from Bunnings pallets and other stuff they throw out.



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