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Whatís your poison?
Apr 19th, 2019 at 8:42pm
 
Iím on my 8th tinny of VB. You?
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Reply #1 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:05pm
 
I'm still recovering from 3 nights ago Dave. I had a couple of bourbon and cokes to start off. Then a couple of "smokes", then about 10 scooners and a couple of rum and cokes at the club. I threw up in the carpark and woke up very dusty. I can't back up like I used to.
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Reply #2 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:10pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:05pm:
I'm still recovering from 3 nights ago Dave. I had a couple of bourbon and cokes to start off. Then a couple of "smokes", then about 10 scooners and a couple of rum and cokes at the club. I threw up in the carpark and woke up very dusty. I can't back up like I used to.


Iím 45 and still donít seem to get hangovers. Can I ask how old you are hammer? You donít have to answer and Iím not being rude but my dad is in his early 70s and canít drink like he used to.
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Reply #3 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:11pm
 
I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.
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Reply #4 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:22pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:11pm:
I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. Wink
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Reply #5 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:27pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:22pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:11pm:
I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. Wink


And what happened to all the good hash that was around in my day? It's all nasty hydro these days.
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Reply #6 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:52pm
 
After Nam, it was half gram of Hanoi rocks a day, 4 hits. After din dins, half a bottle of whiskey, cheap - the rocks were not. Back in the 70s, it was a couple of hundred a day. I knew plenty of cnts who were in for worse.

As for pot, who had the time? You'd smoke a bong if you were coming down. Maybe. Mandrax was better - Mogadon if you couldn't get that.

In the 80s it was all speed. Fck that.

You tried swapping the witch for the bitch - who didn't? She was worse. 8 cans of beer?

Good on you, son. Drink up. Today's Good Friday. If you want my advice, you'll straighten up by Anzac Day.

Back in my day, that was when it all went down.
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Reply #7 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:54pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:27pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:22pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 9:11pm:
I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. Wink


And what happened to all the good hash that was around in my day? It's all nasty hydro these days.

Good old bush stuff is the way to go Gordon. A nice even high.
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Reply #8 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:20pm
 
I don't do 'poison'.
I left that crap back in kiddie-teenie years.
I was smokin reefers and downing KB's (Kids Beer) at 10 years of age on.

Turned 20 and I left the kiddie-teenie years behind.
I embraced Jesus as my Pimp-Saviour and joined a Church where many a vestal virgin awaited. But as I was cast out as a Sinner at the age of 30. I took up gambling to pay my way - conning other blokes out of their money, while they worked hard. I made them believe that I was their Boss.
But I got sacked at the age of 40. Now I approach 50 and what do I have to show for it? Faruckasalt! I've been on Ozpolitic all this time!  Shocked
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #9 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:27pm
 
Jasin wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:20pm:
I don't do 'poison'.
I left that crap back in kiddie-teenie years.
I was smokin reefers and downing KB's (Kids Beer) at 10 years of age on.

Turned 20 and I left the kiddie-teenie years behind.
I embraced Jesus as my Pimp-Saviour and joined a Church where many a vestal virgin awaited. But as I was cast out as a Sinner at the age of 30. I took up gambling to pay my way - conning other blokes out of their money, while they worked hard. I made them believe that I was their Boss.
But I got sacked at the age of 40. Now I approach 50 and what do I have to show for it? Faruckasalt! I've been on Ozpolitic all this time!† Shocked


Good on you, son. No pubs on Anzac Day for you though.
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Reply #10 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:29pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:27pm:
Jasin wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:20pm:
I don't do 'poison'.
I left that crap back in kiddie-teenie years.
I was smokin reefers and downing KB's (Kids Beer) at 10 years of age on.

Turned 20 and I left the kiddie-teenie years behind.
I embraced Jesus as my Pimp-Saviour and joined a Church where many a vestal virgin awaited. But as I was cast out as a Sinner at the age of 30. I took up gambling to pay my way - conning other blokes out of their money, while they worked hard. I made them believe that I was their Boss.
But I got sacked at the age of 40. Now I approach 50 and what do I have to show for it? Faruckasalt! I've been on Ozpolitic all this time!† Shocked


Good on you, son. No pubs on Anzac Day for you though.


I heard on Anzac day you grab a couple of Indonesian fellas, a bottle of lube and play 'two up'.
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Reply #11 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:47pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:29pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:27pm:
Jasin wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:20pm:
I don't do 'poison'.
I left that crap back in kiddie-teenie years.
I was smokin reefers and downing KB's (Kids Beer) at 10 years of age on.

Turned 20 and I left the kiddie-teenie years behind.
I embraced Jesus as my Pimp-Saviour and joined a Church where many a vestal virgin awaited. But as I was cast out as a Sinner at the age of 30. I took up gambling to pay my way - conning other blokes out of their money, while they worked hard. I made them believe that I was their Boss.
But I got sacked at the age of 40. Now I approach 50 and what do I have to show for it? Faruckasalt! I've been on Ozpolitic all this time!† Shocked


Good on you, son. No pubs on Anzac Day for you though.


I heard on Anzac day you grab a couple of Indonesian fellas, a bottle of lube and play 'two up'.


Yeah, and you'll lose your shirt on two-up, you sound unlucky.

What do Indonesians have to do with it?
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Reply #12 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:48pm
 
They don't look as Yellow as the Malaysians? Huh
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Reply #13 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:53pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:47pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:29pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:27pm:
Jasin wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:20pm:
I don't do 'poison'.
I left that crap back in kiddie-teenie years.
I was smokin reefers and downing KB's (Kids Beer) at 10 years of age on.

Turned 20 and I left the kiddie-teenie years behind.
I embraced Jesus as my Pimp-Saviour and joined a Church where many a vestal virgin awaited. But as I was cast out as a Sinner at the age of 30. I took up gambling to pay my way - conning other blokes out of their money, while they worked hard. I made them believe that I was their Boss.
But I got sacked at the age of 40. Now I approach 50 and what do I have to show for it? Faruckasalt! I've been on Ozpolitic all this time!† Shocked


Good on you, son. No pubs on Anzac Day for you though.


I heard on Anzac day you grab a couple of Indonesian fellas, a bottle of lube and play 'two up'.


Yeah, and you'll lose your shirt on two-up, you sound unlucky.

What do Indonesians have to do with it?


What happens in Yogya stays on Yogya?
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Reply #14 - Apr 19th, 2019 at 11:21pm
 
Jasin wrote on Apr 19th, 2019 at 10:48pm:
They don't look as Yellow as the Malaysians? Huh


I don't know what you're talking about. Malaysians are a sort of tawny colour. Why would Indonesians be running two-up on the One Day of the Year?
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