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Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 24
th, 2026 at 5:06pm:
Hung Uncut Black Muslim Jew wrote on Oct 24
th, 2026 at 4:50pm:
More unpopular than Nixon.
Perhaps Trump will resign before the election.
Not a chance. He won’t accept the results, that’s a given just as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. He is already showing what he will do as
he’s suing in Alaska to stop the result being confirmed if the Republican candidate doesn’t win. Trump is the ultimate sore loser.
really ?
Yep. 100% true.
He's trying everything he can to rig the mid-terms.
If his cheating doesn't work, he just won't accept the results.
You forgot bribery - he promised every adult American would get $5k if the Republicans maintain their majority in the House and Senate. Don’t forget the bribery!
That's okay, Armchair. As Aquascoot said, that's just a bit of harmless communism.
Turns out DL's switched from being an austerity-driven Armageddonist to cunning old commie.
You need to study him - five years is the minimum.
Why 5 years?
Why? Because when he first said it, Aquascoot wanted us to watch more episodes of the Apprentice to, you know,
pay attention.He suggested we read the Art of War too.
Sun Tzu?
That too, he said.
We had, of course, seen the Apprentice
and read the Art of the Deal. We told him just so.
You square, Aquascoot said. Turns out he never meant us to watch or read it, he meant to
feel the vibe. Listen to the kids, he said. They know where it's at.
You know, Eric, Donnie, Jared and Ivanka. Real hipsters, that lot.
Back in the day, Aquascoot told us to dig the "noble CEOs" over at America Inc. Now he was telling us to vibe with the heirs to the big fella's dynasty, the biggest bunch of klutzes we've ever seen.
Aquascoot had gone from pitching us vaccines, pesticides and refrigeration - that symbol of superior technological knowledge and know-how - to promoting memecoin, fake nutritional supplements and the kind of stuff Alex Jones used to hawk on Infowars.
Look, Aquascoot changes positions more times in five days than we could ever remember in five years. It's just a meme. Sometimes they stick and sometimes, like Donnie's lunch on Jan 6, they trail down the wall and leave a stain.
Aquascoot's feed gives him contradictory messages at every turn. Forget Donnie - what we really need to study is the algorithm.
In 5 years, it'll be way too late. By then, we'll
all be farmed.
Ever get the feeling yourself?