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Muriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 838 Gender:	Katie's First Press Conference Oct 14^th, 2026 at 7:49am I hope someone pulls a Ron Burgundy trick on her before the next press briefing and types, "Go f-yourselves, America" into her briefing book. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iify8vqe8Us
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Muriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 838 Gender:	Re: Katie's First Press Conference Reply #1 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 7:50am She got her law degree in China… maybe press briefings should be written in Chinese since she clearly struggles with English.
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Hung Uncut Black Muslim Jew Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1339 Gender:	Re: Katie's First Press Conference Reply #2 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 8:10am Katie Zacharia referred to her husband as “my president” during her first White House press briefing on Tuesday, October 13, 2026. Yeah, come on Katie ... Trump's daddy at work and hubby's Mister President at home.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 156492 Gender:	Re: Katie's First Press Conference Reply #3 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 9:00am Lol It's as dumb as a bag of hammers ('dumb' has a 'b' in it, by the way - not many people know that). It has all the qualifications to be the rapist's press secretary though: 1. Blonde, with MAGA face (and looks like Ivanka) 2. Can give a thumbs up 3. Pathological liar
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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 62391 Here Gender:	Re: Katie's First Press Conference Reply #4 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 10:30am OK to give the new person a break but it isn't looking good. Her big advantage is that it isn't possible to be worse than the previous press secretaries but she is looking like an equal failure.
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Reply #5 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 10:45am

Dnarever wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 10:30am:

OK to give the new person a break but it isn't looking good.

She doesn't deserve any breaks.

She's there to spread propaganda for a fascist criminal and adjudicated rapist.

She has a long history of promoting conspiracy theories, such as 'Hollywood elitists are sick pedo cannibals'.

Ironically, her husband is a Hollywood film producer.

I hope she fails spectacularly (again).

Will she beat Scaramucci's record?

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Reply #6 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 1:38pm

She's a lying Commie!

'Zacharia told a reporter she passed the bar exam, "when I moved to China." The bar exam in mainland China is reserved for Chinese citizens; Zacharia is not a Chinese citizen. Journalist Judd Legum said he could not find any evidence that Zacharia had passed the bar exam anywhere in the United States, a finding confirmed by The Washington Post. Despite there being no evidence that Zacharia had passed the bar exam, Zacharia has repeatedly referred to herself as a lawyer during her appearances on Fox News and on her social media accounts.'

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 156492 Gender:	Re: Katie's First Press Conference Reply #7 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 2:39pm They've found some early footage of Katie. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tAksu6eRWNI
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Reply #8 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:13pm

Muriel wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 7:49am:

I hope someone pulls a Ron Burgundy trick on her before the next press briefing and types, "Go f-yourselves, America" into her briefing book.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iify8vqe8Us

My God, the woman's as wooden as a plank. He would have torn the poor dear a new one over this for sure.

Where do they find these schmucks? He would have asked.

Anybody?

Er, I believe she's from Fox, sir, a hapless staffer would have replied.

DL would have shot him a look.

Get me Central Casting, DL would have said. I want a killer, not some My Little Pony princess.

Yessir! The staffer would have replied, and trucked off.

Natalie Harp would have had to chase him down the corridor to explain that Central Casting doesn't actually exist and what DL meant was to call Fox and find him some new talent with actual on air experience.

FAKE NEWS !!!

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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 30216 Gender:	Re: Katie's First Press Conference Reply #9 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:25pm Muriel wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 7:50am: She got her law degree in China… maybe press briefings should be written in Chinese since she clearly struggles with English. Wow, even Trump’s new Press Secretary is Made in China.
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Reply #10 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:28pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 2:39pm:

They've found some early footage of Katie.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tAksu6eRWNI

Ee-gad, Greggery, she was a little Miss Teen USA contestant?

That explains it. DL would have copped a gawk at her in the changerooms.

She looked fine then. What happened to her?

Er, she would have been prepubescent, sir. Hapless staffer would have said.

He later found his staff pass no longer worked and his database access terminated.

DEEP STATE !!!

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Reply #11 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:34pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:28pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 2:39pm:

They've found some early footage of Katie.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tAksu6eRWNI

Ee-gad, Greggery, she was a little Miss Teen USA contestant?

That explains it. DL would have copped a gawk at her in the changerooms.

She looked fine then. What happened to her?

Er, she would have been prepubescent, sir. Hapless staffer would have said.

He later found his staff pass no longer worked and his database access terminated.

DEEP STATE !!!

Paki,
you don't really believe Trump was sniffing around young pussies in the change rooms do you ?

that would be like a dog.

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Reply #12 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:57pm

Bobby. wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:34pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:28pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 2:39pm:

They've found some early footage of Katie.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tAksu6eRWNI

Ee-gad, Greggery, she was a little Miss Teen USA contestant?

That explains it. DL would have copped a gawk at her in the changerooms.

She looked fine then. What happened to her?

Er, she would have been prepubescent, sir. Hapless staffer would have said.

He later found his staff pass no longer worked and his database access terminated.

DEEP STATE !!!

Paki,
you don't really believe Trump was sniffing around young pussies in the change rooms do you ?

that would be like a dog.

Right. So if we can show that he did just so, you'll call him a dog from hitherto and henceforth, is it?

That's a question.

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Bobby.

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Re: Katie's First Press Conference
Reply #13 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 6:05pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:57pm:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:34pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:28pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 2:39pm:

They've found some early footage of Katie.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tAksu6eRWNI

Ee-gad, Greggery, she was a little Miss Teen USA contestant?

That explains it. DL would have copped a gawk at her in the changerooms.

She looked fine then. What happened to her?

Er, she would have been prepubescent, sir. Hapless staffer would have said.

He later found his staff pass no longer worked and his database access terminated.

DEEP STATE !!!

Paki,
you don't really believe Trump was sniffing around young pussies in the change rooms do you ?

that would be like a dog.

Right. So if we can show that he did just so, you'll call him a dog from hitherto and henceforth, is it?

That's a question.

OK - he walked through but he didn't make a close, sniffing inspection of any pussies.

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Reply #14 - Oct 14^th, 2026 at 6:40pm

Bobby. wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:34pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 5:28pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2026 at 2:39pm:

They've found some early footage of Katie.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tAksu6eRWNI

Ee-gad, Greggery, she was a little Miss Teen USA contestant?

That explains it. DL would have copped a gawk at her in the changerooms.

She looked fine then. What happened to her?

Er, she would have been prepubescent, sir. Hapless staffer would have said.

He later found his staff pass no longer worked and his database access terminated.

DEEP STATE !!!

Paki,
you don't really believe Trump was sniffing around young pussies in the change rooms do you ?

that would be like a dog.

Do you know what pussy smells like, Bobby? You could ask Frank, but he has admitted to not knowing either

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