DL's been on the campaign trail, this time in rural Nebraska.

DL had a quick chat with Pete Rickett, the Republican Senate candidate, before he went on.

Maybe say something about affordability, Pete humbly suggested.

DL bristled at the made-up word, but had to play nice. We'll see, he said, and was called onto the stage.

The crowd went wild. DL took the mic and basked in the applause. He grinned, pointed at all the Republican dignitaries and went into his usual schtick, saying how great they all were. He said a few words, then clenched his teeth and got stuck into affordability.

Pete held his breath.

High prices are a small price to pay, DL said.

Pete went white.

DL went on to excuse his endless war with Iran. The mullahs are so dangerous, with their drones and buried nuclear dust and burning American flags and everything. They can take out a city, DL said.

The crowd gasped. DL let them think on that.

Okay - let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego.

The crowd went wild.

It’ll be over very soon, DL said, with a wave of his hand. He then moved on to other pressing matters - his fabulous ballroom, the Trump-Washington Arch and, to give them some spice, the late, great Hannibal Lector.

Over in California, word spread. Gavin Newscum watched the speech. The sore loser didn't take it so well.

Let’s be clear: The President is advocating for an attack on 10+ million U.S. residents in two of America’s largest cities. This is not normal. None of this is. And we will continue to remind folks of that every day.

Karen Bass, black feminist mayor of LA, wasn't too happy either. The role of a president is to protect the country, not to actively threaten it and encourage attacks on American lives.

Todd Gloria, mayor of San Diego - some know-nothing guy with a chick's name - went on X, even more butthurt, claiming San Diego is not collateral damage. We are not expendable. And we are never a small price to pay. Keep our city out of your reckless war talk.

In DL's defence, he was just having a laugh. He knows the mullahs aren't going to nuke anybody. Inviting them to take out a few million Californians was just a bit of fun.

Just don't expect any FEMA funds for next year's wildfires, suckers.

And DL's war with Iran?

Should be over in, oh - two weeks. Any day now, anyway. Suck on that if you ever get nuked, leftards.

Back in the White House, DL's Communications Director clarified with a reply.

America is safer because of the President. Iran has no nuclear, no navy, no air force, and no money.

Turns out the mullahs aren't so bad after all.

Back in Nebraska, Pete moaned to his wife. I just asked him to say something about affordability!

There are people sipping coffee and reviewing reports of threats against the United States 24 hours a day. Only a moron would think that the United States could not ward off an attack.

Dear Leader only said what he said because he knows that there are not going to be attacks from Iran on United States soil.

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Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 8^th, 2026 at 3:43pm:


don't read it then and don't comment.

Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 8^th, 2026 at 4:38pm:


so do it 

Trump continuously stated the name "Jeffrey" while on the phone,
and made references to "abusing some girl." III was unsure who he was
talking to nor who he was referencing. As III talked about his time
meeting Donald Trump, immediately demeanor went "stone
cold" as stated "he raped me." III said "what" as replied
"Donald J. Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein noted
some girl with a funny name "took me into a fancy hotel or building,
that's how it happened."

M advised to call the police regarding the incident as
stated "I can't they will kill me."



reached out to III stating was dead and noted she was found with her head "blown off" in Kiefer, OK. Officers on the scene and stated there was no way it was a suicide.

Epstein Library: EFTA00020518

https://www.justice.gov/epstein

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tallowood wrote on Oct 8^th, 2026 at 3:36pm:


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