Armchair_Politician wrote Yesterday at 12:29pm:
Trump doesn't want educated people. That's why he put Linda McMahon in charge of the Department of Education and RFK Jr in charge of Health and Human Services. America truly is going down the crapper with Trump in charge. I've never seen a country go downhill as swiftly as America is under Trump and his corrupt band of sycophants.
Excuse me, Linda McMahon has extensive experience in business, running the prestigious World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), along with her husband Vince, champion wrestler.
Behind every highly successful man is a highly devoted woman, no? She left Vince to run for office, as you do. She sat on the Connecticut Board of Education. Education is her lifelong passion. She even has a bachelor of Education.
Okay, her degree was in French, but you get the idea.
RFK Jnr has extensive experience as a health
consumer. As an addict, he knows what doctors want to hear. DL doesn't like to judge, but RFK's passionate about his human services, he's certainly enjoyed plenty of them. The Real Americans can appreciate that.
The one thing DL's cabinet members all have in common is their tremendous wealth. When running for office, DL promised to put America in the capable hands of those born into money. He's a businessman and a fabulous entertainer. If anybody understands how the Real Americans think and feel, it's the big fella.
He's constantly checking in with them, say at the breakfast buffet at Mar a Lago - you like the omelettes? Great. Oh, and you've gotta try the chocolate cake after dinner, it's to die for.
Does he make mistakes? Sure, he's only human, after all. The important thing if you make a mistake is be quick to admit it, apologize and move on. The buck stops with the prez, Mr Trump's always said that. If anybody in his cabinet makes any mistakes, he gets Suzie to fire their ass outta there.
So far so good. Linda's been great for education. Junior's learned a lot about health. I mean, who knew Tylenol caused autism? DL always suspected it, but RFK was able to produce the data, it's incredible.
DL got him to separate the MMR vaccine. You can't give it in one shot, the big fella said, it's too much liquid. You don't want the babies to spring a leak. Try giving it in three shots instead, DL said. The doctors all praised him for it.
The big fella had always thought of becoming a doctor himself. He had an uncle at MIT, the great Professor John G Trump, it all rubs off.
Under DL's superior hands, America's going awesome. He's remade the modern military, turned the Biden economy around, stopped seven wars. Sure, nobody knew Gaza and Ukraine would be so hard, they're tough ones, but he's working on it. He had to take a little excursion into Iran, they all said that had to be done. Now he's making peace in North Korea. Kim Jong Un - he's a great guy. Chi-na's clearly worried. Xi now
respects America. Putin too.
You'll see, Armchair, things are going to be fabulous.
Four more years, no?