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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41950 Gender:	Guess where I am ............ Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:07pm Clue #1. A common question is "Have you moved your bowels today ?"
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 154891 Gender:	Re: Guess where I am ............ Reply #1 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:14pm Sounds like you're in hospital. I hope everything's okay
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Ai_Killed_Humanity Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1093 Gender:	Re: Guess where I am ............ Reply #2 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:52pm Goulburn Correctional Centre ?
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Reply #3 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 3:37pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:14pm:

Sounds like you're in hospital.

I hope everything's okay Undecided

wow, 1st guess right. well done. Did you know it ?

had an accident, it's funny, I always wondered how/why people said they were "lucky' after an accident/injury.
I reckon i was really lucky.

1/ my wife was also home at the time. if i was alone ............ could have been tricky

2/ We live close to a hospital, she drove me there.

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tallowood Gold Member Offline Израиль Навсегда Posts: 8842 Gender:	Re: Guess where I am ............ Reply #4 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 3:57pm Was it at home accident?
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Reply #5 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 4:07pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:14pm:

Sounds like you're in hospital.

I hope everything's okay Undecided

wow, 1st guess right. well done. Did you know it ?

had an accident, it's funny, I always wondered how/why people said they were "lucky' after an accident/injury.
I reckon i was really lucky.

1/ my wife was also home at the time. if i was alone ............ could have been tricky

2/ We live close to a hospital, she drove me there.

I knew straight away from the question you posted - I spent many days in hospital with my parents before they passed away.

The nurses always ask that question, and it used to drive my parents nuts

Anyway, did your accident involve a power tool?

Do you still have all your fingers? Undecided

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 57285 Gender:	Re: Guess where I am ............ Reply #6 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 5:46pm Sprinty is an Anus supporter. Trump
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Sophia Gold Member Offline Posts: 9876	Re: Guess where I am ............ Reply #7 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 7:00pm Wishing you a speedy recovery Mr. Sprint!
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Grappler Racist Filth Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90607 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Guess where I am ............ Reply #8 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 7:39pm Aye - I've no moved me bowls today.. too heavy!
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Reply #9 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 7:41pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:14pm:

Sounds like you're in hospital.

I hope everything's okay Undecided

wow, 1st guess right. well done. Did you know it ?

had an accident, it's funny, I always wondered how/why people said they were "lucky' after an accident/injury.
I reckon i was really lucky.

1/ my wife was also home at the time. if i was alone ............ could have been tricky

2/ We live close to a hospital, she drove me there.

the luck continued

3/ We managed to book into private hospital that night with a surgeon who specialised in hand injuries and did micro surgery. It had to be done that night.

really, i could not fully appreciate my luck till many days later

4/ the blade was thin, clean and sharp.
A thick blunt blade would have been much worse

5/ my finger was not 100% severed. a few mm of fat and skin held it dangling loosely.
So it did not fall onto the floor and get dirty. Nor did we have to try to find it.

6/ The surgeon and his team of about 9 others are very well reputed and were already working that night. I had no GA illness after the 3:30 hr operation .

7/ Apparently being a non drinker helps my recover a lot

8/ My bowels are opening daily or better.

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Reply #10 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 7:44pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 4:07pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:14pm:

Sounds like you're in hospital.

I hope everything's okay Undecided

wow, 1st guess right. well done. Did you know it ?

had an accident, it's funny, I always wondered how/why people said they were "lucky' after an accident/injury.
I reckon i was really lucky.

1/ my wife was also home at the time. if i was alone ............ could have been tricky

2/ We live close to a hospital, she drove me there.

I knew straight away from the question you posted - I spent many days in hospital with my parents before they passed away.

The nurses always ask that question, and it used to drive my parents nuts

Anyway, did your accident involve a power tool?

Do you still have all your fingers? Undecided

it is a big deal to the nurses. any painkiller slow the digestive tract, being bed ridden slows the tract.
then there is just another problem. a bad problem too

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Reply #11 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 9:41pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 7:41pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:14pm:

Sounds like you're in hospital.

I hope everything's okay Undecided

wow, 1st guess right. well done. Did you know it ?

had an accident, it's funny, I always wondered how/why people said they were "lucky' after an accident/injury.
I reckon i was really lucky.

1/ my wife was also home at the time. if i was alone ............ could have been tricky

2/ We live close to a hospital, she drove me there.

the luck continued

3/ We managed to book into private hospital that night with a surgeon who specialised in hand injuries and did micro surgery. It had to be done that night.

really, i could not fully appreciate my luck till many days later

4/ the blade was thin, clean and sharp.
A thick blunt blade would have been much worse

5/ my finger was not 100% severed. a few mm of fat and skin held it dangling loosely.
So it did not fall onto the floor and get dirty. Nor did we have to try to find it.

6/ The surgeon and his team of about 9 others are very well reputed and were already working that night. I had no GA illness after the 3:30 hr operation .

7/ Apparently being a non drinker helps my recover a lot

8/ My bowels are opening daily or better.

Eek!

I'm glad it's okay now.

Your finger, that is.

I hope you fully recover soon and retain full use of the digit.

Nasty accident Sad

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Reply #12 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 9:48pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 7:41pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 2:14pm:

Sounds like you're in hospital.

I hope everything's okay Undecided

wow, 1st guess right. well done. Did you know it ?

had an accident, it's funny, I always wondered how/why people said they were "lucky' after an accident/injury.
I reckon i was really lucky.

1/ my wife was also home at the time. if i was alone ............ could have been tricky

2/ We live close to a hospital, she drove me there.

the luck continued

3/ We managed to book into private hospital that night with a surgeon who specialised in hand injuries and did micro surgery. It had to be done that night.

really, i could not fully appreciate my luck till many days later

4/ the blade was thin, clean and sharp.
A thick blunt blade would have been much worse

5/ my finger was not 100% severed. a few mm of fat and skin held it dangling loosely.
So it did not fall onto the floor and get dirty. Nor did we have to try to find it.

6/ The surgeon and his team of about 9 others are very well reputed and were already working that night. I had no GA illness after the 3:30 hr operation .

7/ Apparently being a non drinker helps my recover a lot

8/ My bowels are opening daily or better.

That is terrible -

I hope you make some kind of good recovery.

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41950 Gender:	Re: Guess where I am ............ Reply #13 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 10:40pm thanks lads and lasses. it's been a rollercoaster week a private hospital is good value
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Reply #14 - Aug 16^th, 2026 at 10:56pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16^th, 2026 at 10:40pm:

thanks lads and lasses.

it's been a rollercoaster week
a private hospital is good value

Do you have health insurance? We do and I often wonder if we should get out of it.
First thing hospitals ask when we go for surgery or emergency, “do you have private health insurance?”
They always seem pleased when I say yes!

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