How do you know he was lying though?   

Ah, I see now - his lips were moving.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 31^st, 2026 at 11:46am:


No, he was breathing.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 31^st, 2026 at 11:56am:


Nonsense. He's the first prez to start no new wars. You said.

Oh? We said. So if he ever does?

You'll be out, you said. You'll never support him ever again.

He's just declared war on Iran, Bobby.

A minor excursion, you said. He'll be out in six weeks.

And if he's not?

You'll be out, you said. You'll never support him ever again.

Six weeks is up, Bobby.

He needs more time, you said. He'll be out in three months.

And if he's not?

You'll be out, you said. You'll never support him ever again.

Three months is up, Bobby.

You didn't say anything. We asked you again.

That's okay, you said. When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything, grab them...

So you're in? You'll keep supporting him forever again?

When you're a star they let you do it, you said. You can do anything, grab them...

No no, we asked if you're in, if you'll keep supporting him forever again.

When you're a star they let you do it, you said. You can do anything, grab them...

So that's that. You all do it, no?

You're all as bad as each other.

This place is starting to get rather boring.

Bobby's stuck on "When you're a star they let you do it".

aquascoot is stuck on "Hi Gweg".

It's like a broken record. Tragic.

Ah.

Leroy's here.

You wouldn't happen to know what's happened to Frank by any chance? He hasn't been here for 3 days and I miss the laughs.

Oh, and still nothing to add to this thread, I take it?

We're not complaining loudly, by the way. But, we are highly amused.

Carl D wrote on Jul 31^st, 2026 at 8:03pm:


Leroy never shares the moderator's whims, Carl, but you'd imagine Frank's off on another holiday, poor thing.

You watch, he'll be ever so polite when he returns. We usually get a day or two of manners before he returns to form.

We miss him too. The only ones prepared to defend DL now are Bobby, who's put himself on autobot, Lee, who just posts giggles and Leroy, who just says TDS.

Even Aquascoot's lost interest. Such a sad state of affairs.

I mean, we knew the US were going to have it bad, but not this bad. No one could have predicted how corrupt and deranged things would get. It's like his bleach-drinking comments every second day now. Even the poorest, most badly run countries in the world are feeling sorry for the Americans.

He hasn't even got the stock market to crow about anymore.

These are tough times indeed.

Dnarever wrote on Jul 31^st, 2026 at 12:44pm:


Lying is like breathing for him. Effortless and done without any cognitive thought process. If he’s breathing, he’s lying.