I bet it's no joke

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https://www.nine.com.au/world-news/usa/trump-announces-re-election-bid-in-rambli...

Bobby. wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 9:47am:


I wouldn’t care if he was in his 50’s. He’s the most corrupt person ever to hold public office and a compulsive liar. That and the fact that he is a convicted felon really ought to have made him ineligible to even run for a second term.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 12:02pm:


Probably many more new ones to come as well, stemming from his breathtakingly corrupt second term in office.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 9:36am:



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that Democrats please hold all assassination attempts until after his speech.

Trump gave Democrats a tentative agenda for the evening to help plan their attempts on his life around his speech.

"Hold your gunfire until the end, please," said Trump. "I spent so long working on this speech, and it's so beautiful, even more beautiful than the last speech I had planned for this event, if you can believe it. You're going to love it so much, and you'll be so glad you waited until it was over to start the shooting. It will be tremendous and worth the trouble of pushing back your assassination attempts by an hour, believe me."

According to internal sources, Democrats were divided over whether to honor the president's request. "Do you remember how much wine we got to steal last time because we did it before dinner?" said CBS correspondent Lacy Jones. "I get he wants to give his little speech, but that's a big ask on this short of notice to postpone that many kill attempts. I just don't know. I'm torn."

At publishing time, Democrats had decided to just take one shot before dinner and, if Trump survived, to hold off on the remaining attempts until after his speech.

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 3:32pm:





1.  If You Don't Read This, You Ain't Black: Close, but the marketing team wanted to cast a wider net.

2.  My Time As, You Know, The Thing: All the trademark clarity of his presidency in one phrase.

3.  Two Scoops of Mint Chocolate Chip, Waffle Cone, Please: Always ice cream with this guy.

4.  Look, Fat: This option was ultimately discarded to avoid body shaming any potential readers.

5.  The Last of the Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers: A tantalizing tease of the treasures found in the book.

6.  My Life as a Chinese Asset: A little too raw and real-world.

7.  Tales from a Truck Driving Lifeguard: This title was tossed after the fictional portion of the book was removed.

8.  How We Finally Beat Medicare: An inspiring rallying cry everyone still hasn't figured out.

9.  If I Did It: His "hypothetical" confession to killing America, right there in black and white.

10. Truinnernationalundrepressure: Surprisingly, this is more legible than the rest of the memoir.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 3:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 3:58pm:


I can empathise with someone who has had a few strokes in theri lifetime. Mr Trump certainly sounds like he has had a number of strokes. He does not look well. He looks heavier than the 105 kg that he has been claimed to weigh. I could not imagine him lasting until Christmas. In fact, I reckon the week into the weather turning cold, he will have influenza and pass away.

Death seems to like to torture people. If Mr Trump was not such a sociopath, he would have died of shame after the January 6 fiasco.