Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 27
th, 2026 at 5:48pm:
Vic wrote on Jul 27
th, 2026 at 4:26pm:
Had to laugh
What should you do if your wife starts smoking during sex?
Slow down.
You might want to let the "noble Scoot" know that one, Armchair.
Stop me if you've heard this one before, but he tried sticking nicotine patches all over his lovely wife, Mrs Scoot. The 4mg patch nearly gave her a heart attack, poor dear.
The doc had to bung her on Valium for a couple of months to sort her out. It helped with her anxiety problems, but she got a little lapse, so to speak, in her domestic duties.
You name it, putting salt in Aquascoot's tea, forgetting she'd taken her sleepers and popping more, putting Vegemite on her lamingtons - can you imagine? It was a bit of a disaster.
So they whacked her on Adderall to pep her up. The woman couldn't stop cleaning, poor thing. Aquascoot called time when she hoovered up his dentures. He thinks it was deliberate. The uppers turned her a bit ditzy - worse than the Valium, anyway, so Aquascoot told the doc to double her Valium dose and keep it going.
She's doing okay now. She spends most of her time snoozing, which keeps her out of trouble. Aquascoot doesn't mind putting a teabag in a cup and boiling a kettle, it's a lot easier that he thought. If he needs a meal, he can order Uber Eats.
Women - who needs them?
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